Yet another impostor blster email – This made me think of you

Sometimes simple is good, as you will see here.

I received another email for the impostor blstern…. Once again his friends are flaunting what a great life this guy has and what a total fuck up I am. Well screw it , I’ve had it with them. I’m not going out of my way any more to try an make them feel loved. I’m just going to hit them below the belt, spit on their face, kill their dog, destroy their credit rating, rape their hamster, puke on their illegal immigrant maids and…. and…. ummmmmmmm… I guess I’ll just go back to viewing my barnyard porn and sleeping on my beef jerky bed.

So any way, I got this email from “H” and decide to give him a quick and simple response.

Subject: NYTimes.com: Sydney’s Beachside Cuisine

Thought of the two of you when I saw this. Best to you both, U.H.

TRAVEL | February 24, 2008
Sydney’s Beachside Cuisine
By STUART EMMRICH
A lobster roll? No thanks. These cafes bring Michelin-quality dining down to the shore.

http://travel.nytimes.com/2008/02/24/travel/24sydneybeach.html?ex=1204693200&en=627ef4622857187f&ei=5070&emc=eta1

So I guess if you click on the link you can read about some peace of shit restaurant that serves  $55 hamburgers and expects you to vote green party. I guess I’m just not liberal enough to eat at a NY Time restaurant. so here is my response to this tree hugger. 

Subject : DO DO DO DO DO I”m loving it

Thought of you when I saw this.

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PS.

I’m sitting in my own urine.

B

Do you think they’ll get my Des Moines, Register humor?

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