(Midget Porn) Hot Lard Mad Lib Volume #7 (Midget Porn)

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Here it is 12:01 am Sunday morning…

I’ve had a few glasses of wine, because that is what white people like and it helps quiet the voices in my head. I decided that I needed to do something fun to take my mind off of the snakes and spiders…. errrrrrrrrr I mean the grind of everyday life. So what better to do than look at all the really neat-o reference words you group of granny panty sniffers have come up with to find our wholesome, well rounded, God fearing, educationally political correct web site…. Had I mentioned I have been drinking?

After getting over the shock and aw of your words of sin and lust. I decided to create another happy little Mad Lib with them, so you could all share in the nightmares I will be having.

Once again how this works is…

The BOLD typed abominations words are yours (and may God forgive you all), so as you read along and start to lose faith in all of humanity…. Remember…. Humanity could give a rats ass about what you think.

Did I mention I have been drinking?

The cursed and hilarious misadventures of Midget Porn

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One day Midget Porn was enjoyingsome good Puke Porn with midget women with fat asses when he notice that nude freak women like fat tard anal leakage while hot midgets have anal sex with animals and fat ugly chicks perform gay rape on crack whores with hot egg farts and lard in their crack.

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So the porn apple ass had to come out of hiding and hire chester the molester to anal fuck the big headed midgets while the fat drunk women would compare cum shots of the nude retards. After which they would enjoy cheerleader puke on meximullets then sink their bad teeth into some fat anal.

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The monkey midget thought it was time that redneck pussy and sick bitch porno united with rainbow bright and create some peter griffin porn for the cum drinking babysitter so she could enjoy some video game anal rape with the double d crack whore of the cross eyed prostitute tribe.

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It was then that the woman farting on toilet was taken from the nude catholic girls so she may perform midget on midget porn with gay clowns and underground whores fucking. She agreed to this because fat porn puke and shit,piss,sex were more important to her than all the hairy midgets and greasy farts in the kingdom.

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Finally ugly midget fucks hot woman rode in on his hotties in diapers to save the day. First he freed the hot ass girls fucking from the mad bitch. He then told the evil fat thong to shut the fuck up and eat his shit with corn bits and hot dikes. The people cheered when nude freaks with dirty diapers had to experience anal pumping by the one eyed hookers and gay cowboys.

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The lard sex End

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Read our other Mad Libs here

6 thoughts on “(Midget Porn) Hot Lard Mad Lib Volume #7 (Midget Porn)

  1. You have a gift HotLard geniuses! A gift to sicken and disgust and shatter everything that’s good in this world! Thank God for that! On second thoughts, i bet even he’s going “ewww” πŸ˜€

  2. This blog is to much. The idea of midget porn is just freaken funny. I had to think about it for a minute if I even wanted to click the link or not, then I thought to myself..
    Pass up a chance to see midget porn? NO WAY! LOL

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