The father of Super Tard has been found!
This photo shows Super Tard Sr cruising for chicks behind the local Slurp N Save in Scurvy Hills Utah.
When asked about his famous son he said…
“Pull my finger and lick my balls”.
Good luck sir and keep up the good work!
We asked Super Tard to comment on the discovery of his father, To which he gave the following statement…
“I like bananas…. I go make poopy”.
He then flew off and urinated on some small children walking a poodle.