Application for Permission to Date My Daughter

For all the fathers out there with a daughter, Hot Lard (namely, Count of Flanders Butwheaty) found this excellent questionaire for your daughter’s potential date to read and sign.

This is a highly-informative list of questions used to screen a potential low-life from infiltrating your sacred daughter’s life.

In addition to helping dads of daughters, this list can also be used for dads of boys.  This is an excellent guide for your young boy.  Now granted, memorizing this list is no guarantee your little shit-ass will be allowed to date my daughter, it is merely a guide for how to model his young life.

If nothing else, it will scare douche bags away from even considering to deflower our beautiful daughters.

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