Amish Farmer

An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond.

The Amish man shouts: “Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.

Which means: “Don’t drink the water, the cows have crapped in it.

The man shouts back: “I’m a Muslim, I don’t understand.  Please speak in English.

The Amish man says: “Use two hands … you’ll get more.

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