Hot Lard Kodak Moment – Bat Suit

For 10 years, William wore the same Batman costume to every Boy Scout Halloween party.  This year garnered  a different reaction.  No longer was William the cute little kid that loved his super-hero; now his simply known as Slick Willie, the tormentor.

Scout-Master Pervis Malone didn’t seem to mind though.

(Midget Porn) Hot Lard Mad Lib Volume #6 (Midget Porn)

Official Hot Lard 2000 Hit Post

OK you freaks, it has been some time since we have done a Mad Lib. I was hoping that your search terms would get a little better. But they did not…

You are still the sick ass freaks we have grown to love and stalk. Once again how this works is…. The bold type words are the ones YOU pantie sniffers have used to find our little site here. So as you read along remember…. YOU FUCKING WROTE THIS, YOU SICK ASS BASTARDS.


The continuing anal adventures of Midget Porn

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One day Midget Porn was watching home made videos of ANAL LEAKAGE and whore sex when he realized that he had not had any youtube anal with hot fat girls while american retards scraped their rectal warts onto bitch girls with fat asses, who like large man boobs on their russian porn crack whores.


So he put on his girl mullet and set out with a group of nude freaks in search of free gay midget porn that could be used with fat retards that need fat sex girls to puke on naked retards in hopes that fat naked midgets would bring ugly fat women to swallow loads of Nigerian love cream.


Then from out of nowhere a group of marauding crazy midgets and their drunk whale girls started a savage anal attack in a no anal zone on the HOT ASSES of the Horney Russian retards. They used crack whores on the cookie monster so he would enjoy lesbian sniff farts with shit in a toilet bowl.


All the Large breasted women could do was to give up their fat crack whores to the Cloverfield monster and its many midgets fucking fat women. It was a sad time until the horse sex brigade rode in on their russian pussy and forced midget anal sex and sex puke on the marauders. Making them leave it to beaver with midgets and animals porn all the way back to the topless sister and her big pussy retard.


The puking on face End