My Thoughts by Ervin Shlopnick – Camping

If you wake up in the morning and find that parts of your body hurt quite badly. That they are sore to the touch and some parts are red with welts. Look at your clothes to see if you can find any blood or some foreign substance on them. Finally check your pillow for a rose or box of candy.

My guess is that what hurts is your butt and that you really should stop going camping with your priest.