(Midget Porn) Hot Lard Mad Lib Volume #4 (Midget Porn)

Official Hot Lard 1000 Hit Post

OK you group of sheep herders, it’s time once again for another Hot Lard Mad Lib. You know where the honest, wholesome, and church going folks of this spiritual web site, gets to take the unholy reference words you group of hairy palm demons use to somehow find our land of salvation here and turn them into a deranged and perverted story. One that can only be understood by the large forehead group that you are.

Remember the bold type words are the ones you Satan worshipers came up with.

Enjoy…

The Robust Adventures of Midget Porn!!!

MIDGET PORN was posting pictures of his mullet children and youtube anal sex on the child molester moustache web site when he noticed the longest pecker a crackwhore could swallow gallons of cum from and still remain a beaten wife that likes hot anal with midget carpet munchers.

Midget porn decided it was time to learn how to do anal sex with Vanessa Hudgens and Hairy midget wives.But first he wanted women thoughts on anal while viewing skinny midget porn on the same day his midget porn girl received a golden shower birthday card that explained Crackwhore anal sex.

This was great becausehot midgets with meximullets really liked lard ass porn that showed anal women squat on toilet bowl while being skull fucked by a gay midget who likes Dildo up the ass and dickchop.com

Suddenly his colostomy bag halloween costume was taken by girl midgets fucking to let midget hotties know about gonorrhea in women. So he had to grab his chainsaw teeth to ejaculate more on the dentist rapist who liked daily ejaculation best with anal sex and granny midget porn. When it was time to leave in his 1977 Camaro full of corvette hotties and naked rednecks he knew he first had to fuck a duck then kill the Vampire cow so all the fucked girls could eat sheep shit to enhance their hot anal sex in a lard river hot pool.

The end.

To see the other Mad Libs you sickos have come up with, click here.

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