Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN’S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It’s Braille for suck here.
Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It’s the same as a French kiss, but “down under”.
Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they’re wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.
Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don’t have any balls to scratch.
Q: WHAT IS A MAN’S ULTIMATE EMBARASSMENT?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.