(Midget Porn) Hot Lard Mad Lib Volume #3 (Midget Porn)

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Ok, you group of sick puppies. It’s time for another Hot Lard mad lib. Once gain how this works is…

We take the sick and demented reference words you spider monkey pedophiles use to find our little slice of heaven here. And turn them into a nice sweet little bedtime story you can tell your illegitimate children.

Remember, the bold words are the ones you MENSA club members thought of…

The continuing, never ending, super fantastic, adventures of Midget Porn.

Midget Porn was having hot anal sex with Harrel Braddy and The Gay Rancheros when a fat hot girl asked if there were any HOT MIDGETS that enjoyed gay rape in corn shit with 2 midgets fucking a crack whore.

So they all set out to look for women who love anal sex while having a gay email exchange with Nigerians in Canada who ejaculate into wedding cake on tape. What they found were hot midget women who like russian pussies even though anal sex hurts the bitch train.

Sadly they all had to sniff underpants of the fat bitch ass to cross the bridge of ANAL ATTACK . During this journey they had to eat nothing but corn poop for the purpose of improving ejaculation stream of the retards so they could read their crack whore greeting cards to the public hotties while they ass raped MEDIACOM.

Happily they came across a Strip Joint that featured Ruth did it on hotdogs and corn ejaculation. So they all sang about the best anal sex a college fat girl could have with a halo 3 case and hot candy ladies. When it was time to leave they asked the doorman how often should you ejaculate onto a picture of a tard while filling out sick humor mad libs. The door man replied what happens if i ejaculate every day and they all knew it was time to anal fuck a midget.

The end

Nighty Night Kiddies

2 thoughts on “(Midget Porn) Hot Lard Mad Lib Volume #3 (Midget Porn)

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