Hot Lard has won the lottery

WOO HOO! We are RICH!!!!!!

Yep that’s correct you bunch of losers. Hot Lard had won the South Africa lottery. Who cares if this region is known for most (if not all) the email and lottery scams in the world, I’m sure this is the real thing!!!

But don’t fret my little pudd-pounders of minimum wage, because we here at Hot Lard are going to share our wealth. We want all who read this post to respond to the email listed below so you all can get your millions too. But before you do, please take a moment to read this informational post on Nigerian African Email Awareness.

Below is the email we received. When I say we, I mean Hot Lard. It appears that all you need to make millions anymore is an email address and an IQ of room temperature.

Subject: CONGRATULATIONS* YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS HAS WON YOU US$1M

Swiss South Africa 2010
Soccer World Cup Lottery:
Hauptstrasse 137
8274 Tägerwilen
Switzerland

LOTTERY WINNING NOTIFICATION
Batch: 14/211/0374
Ref: BTL/311OXI/02

We happily announce to you the draw of the Swiss South Africa 2010 world cup lottery bid online programs held today the 17th of October 2007 in Geneva (Switzerland) to support and promote South African 2010 world cup, Your e-mail address attached, to ticket number: 694 75600545 721 with Serial number: 886/04 drew the lucky numbers:01-6-2-13-35-17, which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category.
You are therefore, been approved to claim a total sum of $1,000,000,00.( ONE
MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ) in cash credited to file RPC/9080115322/44. This is from a total cash prize of $125 Million us Dollars shared among second category winners.

This year,s Lottery Program Jackpot is the largest ever for Swiss / South Africa Lottery, The estimated 125 million jackpot would be the sixth-biggest in SWISS /.S.A. history.The biggest was the 363 million jackpot that went to two winners in a May 2000 drawing of The Big Game, Mega Millions’ predecessor. Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European booklet and our representative office in Switzerland as indicated in the electronic play coupon.

In view of this, your $1,000,000.00 would be released to you by our affiliate
office in South Africa(South African Gaming Commission).

Our agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds to you as soon as you make contact with him and call him on the phone.
All participants were selected randomly from World Wide Website through computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000 companies. Please contact our fiduciary agent in South Africa with your details for processing of your claims.

NAME:…………………….

………
NATIONALITY:………………………
PHONE/MOBILE:……………………..

Send Replies to Email: bsa2010@gmail.com

Agent to contact: Dr. Joe Smith
( Lottery Payment Coordinator South African Gaming Commission)
Tel Direct + 27 73 062 7335
Mon – Friday( 8Hrs Gmt to 16HrsGmt) Sat ( 8Hrs Gmt to 16HrsGmt)

Send Replies to Email: bsa2010@gmail.com

Congratulations once more from all members and staffs of this program.Thank you for being part of our promotional lottery program.

Sincerely,
Mr Simmon Russells.
Zonal Coordinator ( Switzerland)
Copyright © 1994-2007 The Swiss / South African National
Lottery Inc. All rights reserved. Terms of Service – Guideline
77635 476378 255667460

I’ll update this post with the email exchange I have with this fine institution. Please let us know how yours went and we’ll post them too. Good Luck!

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