Scientists are spending their hard-earned grant money trying to figure out the age-old question How Long Do You Have to Eat Nothing But Corn Before You Shit Out a Poo Made Up Entirely of Corn?
Somehow, they’ve managed to find out.
Now, I don’t want to spoil your enjoyment of clicking the link to find out how long it actually took … so feel free to figure it out yourself. If you’ve got some time, try it yourself and post your results! I’m sure everyone, like me, has missed a few precious hours of good sleep tying to figure this out.