My Thoughts by blstern (Product Names)

I have a feeling that these following names for products would not go over very well.

1. “Chunky Butter Thighs” – Panty Hose

2. “Chocolate Delight” – Adult Diapers.

3. “My Daughter is a Slut” – Birth Control Pills.

4. “I just blew the President” – Breath mints.

5. “Colon Blow” – Wheat Brand Cereal

6. “Razorblades and Glass” – Kitty Litter

7. “Leakies” – Colostomy Bags

8. “Rancid” – Beef Products

9. “Virgin For Life” – Pocket Protectors

10. “Unwanted” – Nursing Homes

11. “Slave Labor” – Sneakers

12. “Honey Buns” – Children’s Underwear

13. “Cross your Fingers” – Condoms


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