Alert: Walter Gibbs Wants to PWN You

This is an alert; if you see this man, please run to your nearest Gamestop and report to the manager that you have spotted the infamous Walter Gibbs.

This man is considered extremely dangerous.  Proceed with caution.

Walter is known to:

  • wear a trenchcoat and flash unsuspecting patrons of local Gamestop stores
  • configure PS3 kiosks with Halo 3 wallpaper
  • wear brown socks with white tennis shoes
  • send V1agra and C1alis emails under the name of Omar Owens
  • send emails with subject lines of “Create your new $e><ual reality!” using the false name of Nelda Golden

If you see this man in your neighborhood, please contact your local Boy Scouts and report him to your local Gamestop IMMEDIATELY!  You have been warned.

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