Watching the evening news, I’m shocked at the crime and misery that is flashed before my eyes. The news is only about people who have suffered and the tragedies we must all face. The outlook is bleak and the news is bad.
Then I pull my hands out of my underpants and sniff them. Hmmmmmmmm the butt smell is not that bad yet. I guess I could get another day out of these.
Finally I think about frozen pork products and smile.