It’s October now, time to start thinking about your Halloween costume. If you’re blstern, it’s time to dig-up the backyard grave (again) and stick the skulls on tiki-torches in the front yard.
I think this year, my Chocolate Labrador Retriever is going to be a Hershey chocolate bar. That should be hilarious. I think I’ll heat up a batch of scalding-hot chocolate and throw it on her, the little bitch.
For your information, I’ve begun work on this year’s costume. No, the picture you see isn’t me … rather, it’s my template. I just need to find a wheelchair.
Does anything have any good ideas for other costume ideas in case I can’t find a wheelchair?