(Midget Porn) Hot Lard Mad Lib Volume #2 (Midget Porn)

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OK you degenerates’, it’s that time again…… For another Hot Lard Mad Lib.

The rules are simple, I am using the reference words you sick puppies use to find our happy little corner of the world here. The portions of the story that are in bold are what you group of Internet pud pounders have contributed.

We will be sticking with the character “MIDGET PORN” because it is the number #1 used reference for Hot Lard. You put up one little post on midget porn and…..

The continuing Adventures of MIDGET PORN

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One day MIDGET PORN and his friend John Ogadimma Nwanyanwu Accra Ghana were having heavenly sword sex with russian irkutsk hookers and midget celebrities. Suddenly, rico suave and his all under 21 hotties band, broke out in a song about MIDGET GRANNYS who have shit pants while their fuzzy mound was attacked by the hot humper.

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On the other side of the woods, midget man fucking was walking his fat bitch when he noticed “cookie monster girl” was talking to the lard ass women about fat midget porn and tard mullets. He told them they should seek out MIDGET PORN because he could get them bitch fat from the whale girl of the lard porn tribe.

So they all set off on a quest to seek a poem about tards from the great hot woman with animals to help them find the answer for the “meaning of turtles”. Little did they know that they were being followed by Hot pricks who wanted pictures of midgets to take back to their lard ass women.

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When they all met in the middle of the woods, natalie Portman handed out crack whore greeting cards to all the hot midgets who proceeded to watch a movie about funny porn fat guy “premature ejac”. Then they all watched the really stupid girl fucking girl and fat girls running on TV. Before they headed home to their dominated and fucked men to share the porn mad libs they found along the way.

The End.

Congratulations you pocket pools junkies. You wrote another great American novel.

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