Penélope Cruz Has a Hot/Topless Cousin

Surprise! Another one shows her goods. I guess Penélope Cruz’s cousin and sister went to the beach to talk about Penélope’s crappiest movie ever, Bandidas. I know this because on a flight back from the UK to the USA, it was an in-flight movie on my Airbus A330.

That movie was so bad, it was more fun staring down at the ocean beneath me from 40,000 feet.

That movie was so bad, I requested to sit next to the screaming 4-year old who was barfing.

That movie was so bad, I actually bought a $5 can of Budweiser to help me pass the time.

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