(Midget Porn) Hot Lard Mad Lib Volume #1 (Midget Porn)

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This is volume #1 of the Hot Lard Mad Lib. What I am doing is creating a story using the reference words you sick fucks use to find this web page. The un-highlighted sections of the story are mine, the highlighted words are yours. So as you read along remember, it was you pervs that help write this.

Enjoy!

The Adventures of MIDGET PORN

One day midget porn decided to pay a visit to his friend fat gut girl to see if she had any midget granny porn that he could use for fat woman shart. But first he had to check out tard schools for his friend FAT Girl accident before he could return his copy of midgets fucking to the super market. As midget porn was walking through the woods he saw lorena bobbit and caveman looking at vanessa hudgens nude photo and drunk midgets which made him realize that netflix sucks and best buy sucks. At least he still had his Gay Midget Porn which would help him find a russian whore.

Suddenly lowermybills.com came storming out of the woods swinging his heavenly sword. Midget porn could only shit pants and run to bad newz kennels for safety. While he was there a group of mean midgets took his hot midget women and sent them to the ass munchers. So to rescue his CORVETTE MULLET from the bitch girls, he devised a way of turning fat hairy girls into carpet munchers.

All the hairy midgets started midget fighting to the groovy sounds of GIRLS WITHOUT BRAS and the alligator arm mouth band. They enjoyed fart poems and midget food all day long. That is until the juggies video started to play. They all grabbed a handful of safe candy and started singing fat hotties like girls puking when the skinny midget and their russian wives kick the hairy midget.

When the party ended the fat girl on toilet shared her human bitch girl with the fat woman vomiting and everyone then took one more vodka bitch to fuck the fat friend. The great halloween midgets bestowed peace, on the land when they said, there is a cock in my ars” and they all lived happily ever after

The End.

Let’s see how many hits this fucker gets. Keep ’em coming all you molesters.

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