A Hot Lard First!!!

We have a first here at Hot Lard. We received our first real hateful comment.

 

(Sound the trumpets! We actually have a reader!!!!!)

 

Maddie was kind enough to comment on a comment that I commented on for a blog I did on Lower My Bills.com. She was so in awe of the greatness that is me, she actually risked spousal abuse to take time out of her house cleaning a laundry duties to write me a little love note.

 

We here at Hot Lard were so excited about this new phase of our little blog that we decided to post this comment on the front page for all to see.

 

(Note: For those of you that are not aware of this blog and the other comments that have been written on it. You may want to go to our well read “Email Spam” section now and look up the blog on Lower My Bills .com before continuing on. It’s a hoot!)

 

 

Comment:
she may be a mutant etc.., or she could be extremely hot, who gives a spit.. what seems most likely is that the author of this blog IS wearing a star trek tee and constantly pushing his glasses back onto his nose as he types gleefully in disbelief that people actually read and respond (yes, as I am 😉 ) to his “small web page”. Is his web page all that is small….. doubt it. Run with it , oh great one!

 

 

I decided to break down all the high points of this comment and respond to each one of them separately.

 

Comment:

she may be a mutant etc.., That goes without saying

 

or she could be extremely hot, Sorry this is not the girls who like girls chat line you were apparently looking for. I think you need, www.allgirlprisonrape.com

 

who gives a spit.. Ok, I’ve narrowed it down. You’re from Kentucky, right?

what seems most likely is that the author of this blog You think of me as an author? WOW THANKS!

 

IS wearing a star trek tee Hey, I stopped wearing my Star Trek Tee when I turned 35 and moved out of my parents house. Of course three weeks later I had to move back in, but that is not important. I do not wear Star Trek clothes. Now I mostly just rub jelly donuts on my Herculean chest as I surf barnyard porn.

 

and constantly pushing his glasses back onto his nose Sorry the leprosy pretty much has rid me of my nose. But thanks for bringing up that horrible memory for me.

as he types gleefully I no long type anything gleefully, I do more of a peppy, cloudy skies can’t bring me down style of typing now . However I still do gleefully walk my poodle, “Bloodfang”.

in disbelief I don’t believe you

 

that people actually read and respond – I’m sorry, I wasn’t paying attention. Were you saying something? Shouldn’t you be doing your spouses laundry?

 

(yes, as I am 😉 ) I don’t like green eggs and ham; I don’t like them, yes as I am. :o)

 

to his “small web page”. Is his web page all that is small….. doubt it. Mom? Is that you!?!?!?

 

 

Run with it , oh great one! Finally some recognition of my greatness.

Maddie, I would like to thank you on behalf off all the staff here at Hot Lard for showing us that all of our hard work is not going unnoticed. We appreciate your input and hope to hear from you again real soon. Tell all your friends! (That does not include your Tim “The Hammer” blow up doll.)

Thanks again!

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