Well, our PETA-loving activist Michael Vick has plead guilty to all charges … and once again, issues an apology for all those who were hurt by his actions.
What about all the dogs he forced to fight and slaughtered? Where’s their apology?
The NFL has barred Vick from attending training camp, but withholds any comment about his status with the Atlanta Falcons … apparently, the NFL is investigating with their own crack-team of high-zoot investigators. If you remember, the NFL’s team did a fabulous job in a previous case.
Michael … maybe you and OJ should hook up and join forces for your next Great American Novel. I’m sure The New York Times is dying to put you guys on their top-ten list.