Sometimes, when the air is cool, and the sky is dark, I think to myself…
How are stars formed?
What is the meaning of turtles?
How is SPAM really made?
Could a duck really be passed through a colon?
How many cats are there in Utah?
What could a second belly button be used for?
Where am I, and whose blood soaked knife is in my hand, and why is my ex-girlfriends severed head in my lap?
Man, not being able to figure things out really pisses me off.