Here is a 10 second porno movie staring Rainbow Bright.
Rocket Boy: Hurry up Rocket Horse, I’m late to nail Rainbow Bright.
Papa Snarf: Jesus H. Christ Rainbow Bright, what crawled up your snatch and died?! Your ass smells so bad you could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon. What the hell happen to you.
Earlier that day
John Holmes Robot: Hey slut, you want to have a three way? (Start 70’s porno music)
So Rainbow Bright enlist the services of Clem and Trever Snarf. Two guys that will do anything for free crack.
Rainbow Bright: And that is why I need you to climb up my ass. I see you have your goggles on. So let’s get started.
Final Scene / Shocking Twist
Rainbow Bright: Sorry Rocket Boy, I have found someone else to keep me happy.
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