Hot Lard Quick Movie – Attack of the John Holmes Robots

Here is a 10 second porno movie staring Rainbow Bright.

Our Hero

Rocket Boy: Hurry up Rocket Horse, I’m late to nail Rainbow Bright.

Meanwhile

Papa Snarf: Jesus H. Christ Rainbow Bright, what crawled up your snatch and died?! Your ass smells so bad you could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon. What the hell happen to you.

Earlier that day

John Holmes Robot: Hey slut, you want to have a three way? (Start 70’s porno music)

So Rainbow Bright enlist the services of Clem and Trever Snarf. Two guys that will do anything for free crack.

Rainbow Bright: And that is why I need you to climb up my ass. I see you have your goggles on. So let’s get started.

Final Scene / Shocking Twist

Rainbow Bright: Sorry Rocket Boy, I have found someone else to keep me happy.

Fin

Check out our hero’s continuing adventures here

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