Sting-wannabe Joseph Hobart sits down for his early morning breakfast here at the Hotel Marriott in preparations for his next trick. Resurrection!
As you can see, Joseph has a tight bond with his dorm room posters of Sting from his early teens. All Joseph ever wanted to be was a pony breeder. That is, until, the WWF came to Atlanta one crisp, shitty, humid evening. On a whim, Joseph accepted an invitation to go from his best friend Johnny and had the time of his life.
He knew right-then-and-there that his real ambition in life was to spread the good word of Sting.
Welcome to the family, Joseph. We look forward to seeing more of your appearances on one of the shittier cable channels real soon.