I’d like to share with you an email I received. Google Gmail thought it was Spam; but I’m not really sure. 😉
From: “Steven L. Dawkins” <Steven@msa.hinet.net> to Bruce
Subject: When I tried to give him oral sex, I practically choked. How do I do it without gagging? Please help!
Princesses always giggled at me and even bucks did in the unrestricted water closet!
Well, now I whizgiggle at them, because I took M E _G_A_D_ IK
for 5 months and now my prick is indeed longer than civil.
50 The Blind Leading the Blind
biases of investors and what
influences the fundamentals of the stock.
the situation becomes.
Finance and Urban Affairs on April 13, 1994, Soros provided a
There are so many things wrong with this.
- My name is not Bruce.
- Based on the subject line, you’d halfway-expect the email to at least appear like it was from someone of the female gender.
- Paragraph number 1 is a treat; sort of sounds like a Brit sending the Spam as no one in America calls a shitter a “water closet” (I’m not sure about the Chinese, as the return email address is from the damain .cn). But that isn’t the funny part; I am going to go see my doctor about getting a sample of “M E _G_A_ IK”. Indeed, who doesn’t want a prick that is “longer than civil”?
- After the break, I completely lost … must be the Chinese’s futile attempt to get past Spam filters.