Return of the Non-Listening Russian Whore

Here is another one of those non-listening Russian whore e-mails; that I know will infuriate me if I respond to… so I won’t do it…… Nope, will not happen…… I am not going through that again…. I’m a rock and standing firm on this. I will not respond.

Hi

My name is arielle. I found your email on that dating site.
I also love sex on the side. I have a loving partner but he is working 16 hours a day and we have sex only once a week 😦
If you are interested and wanna see my pictures just email me at carielle104@supervisioncare.info
Don`t reply, use the email above (my boyfriend doesn`t know about that email!)

Well maybe just one more time

Hey baby, what’s up? Want to Go to McDonalds?

Harry S. Crotum

Oh boy here we go again…

Hi my new friend
Im glad to see that you have decided to reply,I see it is very short letter.
It is all right because you are astonished to get my letter.
I want you to know that I have only good intentions and I have not any secrets.
The thing is that I will work in your country for three months or so and
I would like to meet a nice man to fall in love or just be closest friends.
I don’t want to live in Russia because I have not any chances here,
it is hardly possible to explain from first time but I want you to know my plans.
I will work in any shop, bar or restaurant the agency that i am going through will suggest me some locations.
It will be my choice in the end as to what option to go for.
So I will have a simple work till I improve my English. And I can choose any
town of your area,agency will only help me to get a visa and all travel documents + some suggested placed to work in.
My best friend last year met the man from the USA when she worked there for three months, too.
She had two jobs. From morning till 4 pm she worked in amusement park and after it she worked as a waitress in some bar till midnight.
She was very tired of course but made very good money there.
It is special programm for young people who wants to work abroad and I think it is the right way for me ,
I am lost here,and I think that I look pretty enough to find a better place .I want to repeat the same way,it is
only my chance to meet a nice man.I want to work in USA or in Europe or any
nice country. I am full of plans and different dreams and I want to share my
life with good man because I’m also full of love and tenderness,I know that
I am not so beautiful like Hollywood Princess but I do hope to meet my Prince and
I am sure he will be not be disappoined to meet me in the real life! This is why I am going to go through the same way.
Well,I will close this letter and I do hope to get your reply.
I will leave russia in two weeks or so (I can’t tell you everything exactly
right now) and I would like tobe sure that I have the man who waits for me there. I will work all day and I want to find a man to spend all free time
together to get to know each other better.if you have any interest to meet me I will be more than happy to meet you too.
I will tell you all details about me and my life if you like my pictures and
want to meet me! please send picture of you too!!!
I write to you with my new mailbox margaritka@freemailserv.net, please write
letters now only on this mailbox.
I will wait your next letter.
Kiss you , Margarita (this is my name)!


Wow this girl is kind of ugly… Better let her know that.

Dear Margarita,

Thank you for the response and pictures. I want to really thank you for these pictures because I now have a face to go along with the words.

Please don’t take this the wrong way… But I don’t find you very attractive and would like to correspond with someone else that is a little less of an ass-face. I’m sure it is just me being very picky but I like my women to be a certain way… Good looking would be a good start, which you are not. Please don’t get upset I’m sure that in Russia (Where the people are dirt poor and a good ugly woman is better than no woman at all) you are a real stunner. But here in America you would have a hard time stealing a guy away from a crack whore. Were these pictures really of you or did you drop the pants of the retarded girl next door and stick her ass in the camera lens?

Please send me some pictures of girls that actually have all of their own teeth and understand the term “Good Hygiene”.

From now on I will refer to you as Rover and demand that you roll over and piss yourself when you want something to eat.

Loving you dearly

Harry S. Crotum


I’m sure it will be hard for her to ignore that last email…

Hello my dear Harry, thank you for your answer!
At first I think I have to say that I am new in internet and I have only good intentions.
you should know that I am not very good writer in english, please be patient to read my
messages and see many mistakes. to be fair I don’t know what you want to know about me,in principle
I am usual girl.I think I should tell you about me, my interests,tastes and hobbies.I think I will tell you
about things I want to know about you and you will know my future questions.
I am 25 years old,my birthday is September, 25, 1981. I so much don’t want to get older ,when I can see old women I am
getting crazy to think that it is my future .I do all the best to keep my youth and I keep my body well.In spite of all
difficultes here I am trying to be in good condition and I do a lot of exercises to be in good shape!
I am about 172 cm tall (5.6) and my weight is about 56 kg. I’ve been told I look well enough ,
and I think that all women have own beaty. I have never been married and I don`t have children.
I have one youngest sisters and it is great problem for us because we have only two rooms flat.you can’t imagine what does it mean to be born
in small town in Russia,there are not any chances to live well,to get a good job.All young people leave towns to search
great luck in big cities but nobody waits for them there. I want to leave Russia,I know it sounds ugly but I know that I
will be lost here like many young girls before me. It is not place to grow children and have stable future.I want to meet my right man .
I think in future I can work as fitness trainer I have a certificate. My mother is my great problem too,she has a great dream to see me
married and she wants to make me happy but I think it is only my business I am not a little child. She tells me every day
that I should get married very soon… To be fair I am not sure I am able to explain all in first message I
want to say so much! I just want you to know that I am not afraid to work,I am fairly goal
oriented and I am sure you will be not disappoined to meet me in real life.I am going to spend three months
abroad to work in any good place,agency promises to help me because it is only the way I can leave Russia.I will have all documents
to travel in a few days and i will travel to moscow then,from moscow I will travel to you and they ask me about name of the city i am going to work,
if you don’t mind to meet me please tell me the name of your city and nearest international airport! I will book my flight from moscow!
I think it would be so great to meet my love and stay there forever.I know that it is not so easy like I think but I think it is possible that I meat my real love.
I want to love and to be loved I want to build our own happiness,only me and my man there. I don’t smoke,I tried to smoke when I was younger.
I may have a glass of red dry vine,sometimes it helps to relax. I try to take care of my body and face. I know it is all I have.
My soul may have any itnterst for you later, I thinkso.I am not a little girl and I know that at first almost all men look
at body ,legs and face.God created males such persons. Well,I think I am lost in my letter,I am not sure you
understand my goals,please feel free to ask.
I live in Russia,town Molodezhnyi, Lenina street 7, flat 18 ,it is near big city Irkutsk.
My town is rather far from Moscow. Moscow is a capital of my country. I want you to reply if you understand my mind,my intentions,my soul,if
not please reply too, I will continue my searching. Well, I will close this letter,I think you are tired to read
it.and If you think that I should write shorter letters please tell me. I write from internet cafe in
Irkutsk because there are not cafes and possibility to use internet in my small town,we have 4 digital phone number and we
can’t call abroad.Even to call in any big town here in Russia I have to order the call in advance.and I would like to say
please don’t worry if I keep silence sometimes I have no time to travel ,it is about 25 minutes by bus from my town till Irkutsk
Please tell me more about you,your tastes,likes and dislikes .also I have a few impotant questions do you
like strong drinks too much?can you be very drunk?very ofthen?can you be rude with women?
Well,I have to stop or I will write without ending.Kiss you !see you later. In my next e-mail I will write you more things about myself and
more details about my trip and work. I will miss you, your Margarita

Jesus H. Christ. She sent me more pictures and completely ignored my request for a different girl. What a bitch!

Dear Cow Tongue Sally,

Once again thank you for the pictures. It helps to remind me that Russian women are the most god awful ugly skanks that have ever set foot on the planet. Listen whore, did you not understand my first letter to you? I think you’re nothing more then puke covered trash and I hate your family for breeding! I have no interest in you but would like to get it going with someone else (Anyone other than you would do just fine).

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not desperate when I say I’ll take any one other than you. I do have my standards and you are just below them. A retarded one legged girl with missing fingers, yellow teeth and a penis would be a step above you, but still not what I would like to date. (However I would date the retard over you any day of the week)

Do you have any black Russian girls? You know; someone with a big sweet booty? That’s the kind of girl I like. Maybe in your next set of photos you could put on some black face and put two volley balls in the back of your bikini bottoms to give you some junk in the trunk. You can be my black crack hoe hooker and I will be your bitch slappin pimp. Or we could play farm yard. You’re the farm goat and I am the farmer who for some mysterious reason will not buy a male goat. But you still seem to keep having kids. Get it!?!?! Baby goats are called kids, so you would be having baby goats not the human kids. Oh and I have to imagine you as a goat just to get my penis hard enough to shove it in that dried up leathery waist land you call a snatch.

Well I have to go now you piece of shit. Hope you fall down a deep hole and die slowly.

Love and kisses

Harry S. Crotum

So what do you have to say to that?

Hello my dear Harry!
I am so glad to see your letter again,I think I am a lucky girl to meet such man and I will do my best to meet you in real life!
you know I can work in any city of your area because it is free choice and agency only helps me to get
only travel documents and ticket, and I do hope that we will like each other and now I have the destination.
The agency will also suggest some places to work in. I do hope I have met my right man!you know I have told you before one
of my friend worked abroad last year and have met right man,now they live there and they are going to
marry. by the way now they are arranging the trip to Russia,(he wants to meet her parents and friends)
I think if I feel that you are my dream and you have the same feelings we could think about our future together.
if not I will just work and return back when the time to travel back. you know I am new here and I am afraid to make any mistake.
I have one great lack,I am very impatient sometimes I can act without thinking.
Sometimes I think that my dream is getting for real and it is so bad to be disappointed later.
I want you to know all small things about me because it shouldn’t be any misunderstandings between us.
I want you to know that I am not angel and sometimes I can show my character.And I don’t wait that you to be angel too, I just want to meet a kind man .
I am very kind and I can forgive almost all I can’t forgive if my man sleep with different woman, I don’t know many nessesary words in english.
I hope you can read between lines. A little more about myself!
my favorite activity is fitness. I wanted to be as fitness trainer but
I finished The Irkutsk State Univercity, trainers faculty as fitness
trainer but I don’t work on my profession because there are no good fintess clubs in my city,
I used to sit at home and to do all housework,helping my mom. I would like to have good job,
I may work dancing teacher, or trainer of fitness,you know I have a certificate. I worked as a trainer a year ago .
and I would like to do it again .you know how many more younger girls want to get this job too!Alot of competition here. I want to tell you about things I like:
I like to make barbecue and I so much want to have my own home with fireplace.
usually I make very tasty ones and in principle I like to cook and it is not problem for me to cook something tasty and I don’t like to visit cafes and restaurants,
at first usually they can’t cook weel(maybe only here) and second too high price.
I like warm weather. and my great dream is to live somewhere on tropical island. Also I want to tell you about my dislikes:
I hate our long winters it seems to me they will never end. I hate lies and unfaithfulness.
I hate evil people and politicans I think they like to play wars, I hate any ars.
What I like in a man: faithfulness, honesty. He has to be open- minded and open-hearted, also easy-going. and much more important he is kind,kindness makes our world!
Are you kind and gentle man ?????
I think my man should be kind ,it is great feeling after love,only kind person may be happy, all rude people are unhappy.
or must be. A few questions yet, agency tells that I will have a room in nearest hotel near my future
work but if we like each other may be is it possible to live together?I think we will enjoy life together. do you have your car?animals? I
can’t drive and I do hope you give me a few lessons, to be fair I have so many plans .I will find out all travel details
about my flight this week. I will leave my town today in a two hours and i think I will be not able to write to you today or so.
When I am in Moscow I will send you short letter to let you know that I am all right and they tell that it takes about two days to
get all nesseary papers, please confirm your phone number and international airport, I want to be sure I have all your details and
Please don’t look at different girls. I am the best(joke). Well, I will close this letter I think I am bore today,and please feel
free to ask. See you soon!I can’t believe everything is for real. to be fair I am lost and my head is like any big station with a lot of voice!
KISS and Love Margarita!


God Damn you!!!! Listen to what I am saying. I DON”T LIKE YOU!

You skank whore!!!

Why won’t you leave me alone?

Please walk out into traffic and die

Burn in Hell

Harry S. Crotum

I’m sure I’m done with her now.

Hello my dear

Why you have not written your nearest airport?
I cannot arrive to you if if you to me will not tell the airport.
I am very upset

Margarita

Here’s your directions you non-listening Russian Whore!

Dear Shit for Brains,

The nearest Airport is up my ass. Please fly there as soon as possible.

I would like to see your ugly ass vomit and choke on your own blood

Big fat cock love

Harry S. Crotum

I have not heard back from her since…. Did I just ruin my only chance at true love?

3 thoughts on “Return of the Non-Listening Russian Whore

  1. Pingback: Curse of the Non-Listening Russian Whore. Ep III Revenge of the Sith « Hot Lard

  2. It was a humours post but unfortunately the person that was writing you is probably a man and probably living in the USA. Here is the info on the registration of the domain used to write you from.

    Registrant ID:597468B6B72271B6
    Registrant Name:David Stevenson
    Registrant Organization:
    Registrant Street1:4941 South Calle Los Cerros
    Registrant Street2:
    Registrant Street3:
    Registrant City:Tempe
    Registrant State/Province:AZ
    Registrant Postal Code:85282
    Registrant Country:US
    Registrant Phone:+1.4803305876
    Registrant Phone Ext.:
    Registrant FAX:
    Registrant FAX Ext.:
    Registrant Email:treudzis@yahoo.com

    Don’t you just hate it when you can’t even get a “real” Russian whore to scam you. That when you know you are low on the totum pole:-)

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