Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome Ralph. As you can see, Ralph comes from a long line of well-doers.
Let’s get to the profile, shall we?
Name: Ralph Judge
Marital Status: Still a virgin
Most striking feature: His drop-dead georeous upside-down smile.
Best Friend: Some guy named Butt-head
Last Occupation: Sanitation Engineer, North Slope Alaska
On a final note, I can’t help but to see an uncanny resemblance with this guy: