Crème Corn should have it’s own national holiday. With parades and floats made from nothing but Crème Corn. We would sing songs and play games designed around Crème Corn. We would make costumes consisting of Crème Corn and wear Crème Corn cans on our heads…………That way when the aliens come to conquer us and they see everyone running around with Crème Corn slathered on their bodies and Crème Corn cans on our heads. They’d say to them selves, ” These are some really crazy fuckers!” and they would think twice about attacking us.