Hot Lard is giving away free kitties to all its loyal readers. These roadside stands will be set up throughout the Unites States allowing you (the person that is reading this now) to get themselves a free kitty. Not all roadside stands may have a sign like the one you see in the picture. Our suggestion to you is to look for sleeping kitties along side the road (or in the road, ditch, trashcan, or some of your finer Korean restaurants) and just pick it up and take it home. Careful not to wake them up…. Or drop any entrails.
Thanks For Your Support!