Meet Fernando Casanova Longbottom Skippy Lone Bear Jones III
He is 47 and works at a truck stop in Dakota City, Kansas. He makes the, “Ding Ding” sound when cars pull in for gas. On his days off he spends his time rummaging through the town dumpsters looking for things to decorate his
house … mobile home… Series of dishwasher boxes duct taped together. Here are some interesting tid bits that you available ladies out there may like to know.
Favorite Sport: Guess what is on my finger now.
Favorite Color: Puss
Favorite Meal: Free
Education: Harvard Business School (Harvard, Montana)
Employment History: Fry Manager at Fat Bastard Burger – Fry Manager at Colon Blocker Burger – Gay porn set cleaner at Jack Hammer Studios. Ass stunt double at Jack Hammer Studios.
Likes: Things that break open when he itches them. Blind women that have no sense of smell or touch.
Dislikes: People who point and scream, “Jesus Christ you smell like shit!”, Laundry day, Baths, Combs, Toothpaste…