Posts Tagged ‘war’

belief-venn-diagramI have kept this list for a long time, and have now decided to post about it.  Naturally, this list came from a Democrat point-of-view, so take it with a grain of salt.  But even more important, read this list and formulate your own opinion.  Then, follow-up with some fact checking to see if any/all/none of the bullet items are true.

None of the items listed below are representative of any of the Hot Lard staff’s views … it is merely a list to engage in conversation.  I fully-expect comments supporting any/all/none of the items, but I also expect comments denouncing any/all/none of the items.

Enjoy!

  • Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you’re a conservative radio host. Then it’s an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.
  • The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.
  • Government should relax regulation of Big Business and Big Money but crack down on individuals who use marijuana to relieve the pain of illness.
  • “Standing Tall for America” means firing your workers and moving their jobs to India.
  • A woman can’t be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.
  • Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.
  • The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches while slashing veterans’ benefits and combat pay.
  • Group sex and drug use are degenerate sins unless you someday run for governor of California as a Republican.
  • If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won’t have sex.
  • A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and money.
  • HMOs and insurance companies have the interest of the public at heart.
  • Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy.  Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.
  • Global warming and tobacco’s link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.
  • Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush’s daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a “we can’t find Bin Laden” diversion.
  • A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.
  • Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.
  • The public has a right to know about Hillary’s cattle trades, but George Bush’s driving record is none of our business.
  • You support states’ rights, which means Attorney General John Ashcroft can tell states what local voter initiatives they have a right to adopt.
  • What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the ’80s is irrelevant.
  • Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.

I think that the term “Pull My Finger” should be used in peace talks. Nothing would break the tension more than having the American negotiator look his sworn enemy in the eye and say, “Pull my finger” and then fart. Boy Howdy I bet they would all start laughing so hard that they would forget what they were fight about.
But unknown to everybody at the summit, the American negotiator would have a cyanide tablet stuck up his butt and would emit a killer fart cloud that would terminate all the evil axis leaders forcing them to surrender. That would show those commie bastards.

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It appears that the Count is very popular with the ladies….

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I know I just started a war… Bad timing on my part, I have no Internet access at home. Should make for an exciting Monday at work.

War is hell

We just want to ask that all Americans please get out and vote. It doesn’t matter if you’re a red blooded all American Republican…… Or a Pinko, liberal, yellow bellied, war protesting, spotted owl saving, granola eating, tree hugging, non-showering flower child, dope smoking, ACLU hippy, same sex marrying, Ben Affleck bad movie going too, Janeane Garofalo bad fashion looking, Pumpkin pie hair cut looking freak, flag burning, CBS news watching, vegetarian, Michael Moore bitch…….. Democrat.

Just get out and vote!

God Bless America!

 

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There’s no hottie like a combat zone hottie.

Say what you want, but this photo was only taken because of the girl!!!!!

I like beans

As a former member of the military that “DID” get a dear john letter. I find this very funny.

Boy Howdy I sure do love that…. Oh and for all you little girls and guys that don’t feel you can wait for your Man or Woman to return from duty. Fuck Off!

I’d like to start this forum by talking about the illegal occupation of the sovereign nation of Iraq and the evil administration that has caused so much COCK BITE HORSE SHIT FUCK MY COW…… RIP A HOLE IN MY ASS AND CUM ON MY GRANDMOTHERS FACE WITH……….. HORSE SHIT, HORSE SHIT, FUCKING DIRTY ASS SHIT BURGER FUCK SKUNK HAPPY WHORE. MY SLUT WIFE… SLUT WIFE…. HAPPY COCK…. COCK…BIT MY COCK. PUSSY PUSSY ASS BITCH PUSSY FUCKER HOLE ASS COCK RIDER…. CAT FUCKER… SHEEP… I WANT SHEEP…. FUCK ALL THE SHEEP…CUM HUMPER SHIT EATING FIST FUCK WHORE BUTT MUNCHER…… GIVE ME HEAD WITCH… I LIKE LITTLE BOYS.

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