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Thank you all for the overwhelming vote of confidence. You all have shown me that my demotivational posters have brought a smile to your face, changed lives, and may be the sole reason for future world peace. Even those of you who thought this was a Mexican porn site have given me a vote of confidence… Because that was what this site was supposed to be when I first started it. For those of you that didn’t like my work, I will try even harder… To hunt you down and kill you.
Thanks to your lust for my work I have created a whole new volume of demotivational posters. I’m sure they will make you laugh, cry and maybe, juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust maybe, murder that third grade teacher that flunked me for my report, “Why I Sleep with Sheep”.
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If you’re like me, and you’re not happy with the two popluar choices, why not voice your opinion on November 4th with a vote to really change the United States of America?
If you’re like me, and are sick and tired of:
Please … please visit http://www.lp.org/ and read about how BOTH of the popular candidates are going to fuck this great nation beyond reasonable repair.
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As a life long Republican, I’d like to take this moment and say that George Bush is an idiot. The man could not find his ass with both hands, a flash light and 20 boy hungry priests on shore leave. The last 8 years have been a tail of miscues, mistakes and greed. I may be a Republican, but when something is fucked up I’ll say it’s fucked up… And folks this country is fucked up thanks to the Bush Administration.
Now before you Democrats get on your high horse and say, “We told you so”. I would like to remind you all of recent history. Listening to Bill Clinton’s speech last night he tried to draw a picture of a Utopian existence for the eight years he was in-charge of the country. He spoke of the peace and prosperity the country experience during his tenure. But let’s look at that peace and prosperity a little bit closer.
First the peace, well he is right we did have peace… He also had the chance to take out Osama Bin Laden and did not do it. Clinton literally had the worlds most wanted terrorist in the cross-hairs and did not pull the trigger. If he had, we may never have known the horror of 9/11.
Now onto the prosperity; the country sure was prosperous, there is no arguing with that. So prosperous that a little company called “Enron” was able to manipulate the power grid of California causing rolling blackouts. I lived in So Cal at that time and I can tell you first hand that losing your power on a 115 degree day, sucks!! Oh and let’s not forget the CEOs’ of several major companies that were cooking the books to make their company look a lot more profitable that what they really were. Now most of those people are in jail or on the beach in some Non-Extradition country laughing there ass off. While “Joe- Employee” is working at the local Slurp N Save selling gas, scratch off tickets and beef jerk sticks because their life savings was spent on hookers and golden toilets.
Yes folks all this may have come to light during the Bush administration. But it was all taking place during Clinton’s.
So before we all decide we want to go back to the “Good Ole days”, let’s remember that they weren’t really that good. They only looked that way on paper.
Oh and one last thing, this elitist talk about John McCain and his seven houses… Didn’t the Democrats have a candidate four years back that was married into one of the richest families in the country? How many houses did they have?
I’m not telling you how to vote, hell vote Voo-Doo party for all I care. But don’t vote for a facade past that ended up tearing apart the future of many, many people.
Well that’s it, that’s all I have to say. Vote for who you want or what you want. As Far as me, I’m voting for my cat. She has it made!!! Doesn’t do shit, gets three meals a day and someone to clean her shit up after her. Now that is one smart cookie!
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It appears that the news is getting around. The ultra-mega site Celebrity News is featuring the story of Ervin Shlopnick’s bid to be the president of the United States of North and Central America. It is also reported that this well read site is throwing its considerable clout behind Mr. Shlopnick and supporting him in his bid for the white house. When asked for comment the publisher of Celebrity News had this to say, “Where’s my rubber sheep”!?!?!?
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Here is the first official presidential support poster by someone other than Hot Lard… and the Skank Hole strip club and orphanage.
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