Why do I immediately think of the Twilight movies when I see this?
Posts Tagged ‘Theater’
Hot Lard Kodak Moment – Twilight
Posted: October 8, 2010 by Ervin Sholpnick in Humor, Kodak Moment, Movies, Photos, Thoughts, You SuckTags: Books, Crack Whore, drive in, Gay, Midget porn, Suck, Theater, Twilight saga, Twlight, Vampires
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My Thoughts by blstern (Mime Golf Course)
Posted: October 26, 2007 by Ervin Sholpnick in Humor, Sports, ThoughtsTags: Funny, Funny Thoughts, Golf, Mimes, My Thoughts, Performance Art, Ramdom Thoughts, The Arts, Theater, Thought of the Day
I’m thinking of starting a Mime Golf Course. At every tee there would be a mime that would perform various acts and mimic the golfer while they try to hit their ball. They would do the “wind tunnel and trapped in a box” thing, all the while the golfer is trying to concentrate on their shot. I believe it is a good way of brining the arts and sports together.
The funny secret that I would have with the golfers (and unknown to the mimes) would be that I would allow the golfer to beat the mime with their golf clubs after each shot. Because, I really hate mimes and secretly wish them all dead.
Next week I think I’m going to cross Ballet and Sumo wrestling.

