Mr. Positive says, “As a woman in the work place, you need to perform better, smarter and more diligently than your male counterpart just to get to the same level that he does. It’s not fair I know, but it’s just the way it is. But be proud of the fact that you are able to perform better, smarter and more diligently than he does and you know that your company could not survive without you….. Of course if you would have learned how to swallow when you were a teenager you could have been on the board of directors by now you stupid bitch”!
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Thank goodness for shiny things… Without them women would not have anything to think about.
But make sure they finish all your laundry and cooking before you let them play with their shiny thing. Otherwise they will not get any of their womanly duties finished before the big game comes on.
I just kid
I know women are a much more complex instrument than something that would be only interested in shiny things…
They like to give oral sex too.
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Remember the “Runaway Bride”? You know, it was that stupid bitch that ran out on her marriage because she didn’t think the gold leaf was correct on the invitations or was not ready to give anal to her groom or whatever the fuck her dumb ass excuse was. Then she said she was kidnapped an sexually assaulted by a group of Mexicans or black guys, only to find out it was all a lie or sexual fantasy of her’s.
Well it appears that the Groom she left at the alter has gotten remarried… To another woman
Runaway Bride’s Former Fiance Marries Another Woman
ATLANTA — John Mason, the man who was once engaged to runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks, has gotten married — to another woman.
His father, Claude Mason, tells People magazine that John Mason married Shelley Martin in a quiet ceremony Saturday in Duluth. Claude Mason, who serves as an associate municipal judge and officiated the ceremony, says the family was very happy for John Mason. John Mason currently works as the general manager of a family medical facility in Duluth. His new bride, Martin, works in pharmaceutical sales. Claude Mason says the two met through Martin’s cousin, who was a high school classmate of John Mason’s. John Mason was thrust into the spotlight in 2005 when his then-fiance, Wilbanks, disappeared just days before their wedding. She turned up a few days later in New Mexico and initially claimed she had been kidnapped and sexually assaulted. She later recanted, saying she ran away because of personal issues, and pleaded no contest to telling authorities a phony story. Wilbanks and John Mason ended their engagement and filed lawsuits against each other, which were later dropped.John Mason’s Saturday wedding didn’t go off without a hitch — severe storms passed through the Atlanta area over the weekend.
Now the one thing I don’t understand is what he ever saw in the first bitch to begin with. I can remember looking at the pictures they had of her on CNN and thinking to myself, “Self… This bitch has some serious cocaine eyes“. You know… Those freaky ass buggy eyes that some people get when they are high or retarded. If your not sure take a look at this picture of the couple back in 2005.
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I could not imagine what he saw in this freak and how his dick could get hard when she looked at him and said, “Do me till my eyes go normal, you big stud”
I just hope his new bride has a somewhat normal look to her.
Here is a photo of the new couple, tell me if you have any idea what he sees in her.
I bet she has a really cool car.
Ahhh, true love… It (sniff) makes me want to cry.
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I’ve come to the conclusion that our readers are much smarter than we are.
I realized this after viewing the blogs of the people who have commented on some of our posts. Don’t get me wrong, these comments are favorable and they seem to like what they read. But when I look at their blogs I can see the great amount of detail and thought that goes into their work.
There are two bloggers in particular I’m talking about; Laurie and aniche. Two people that have been trolling Hot Lard for a little while and have had some really nice things to say about us. This made me feel really good about myself and our little corner of the Internet we have created here. So I decided to check them out and see what they had to say….
That is when it hit me…. I’m fucking stupid!
These two have created blogs that display the true love they have for their art. And it shows with such things as the big words they use like…
As you read their posts you can tell that they took great time and real thought to create. If I can not come up with my entire post before I finish my morning/afternoon/evening crap, I lose interest and go back to doing what I was before…. Most of the time that would be watching barn yard porn or cheese fart contests with the retarded kid across the street.
Not to mention that I have to use tags like, “Midget Porn” and “Crack Whore” to reel in my
pervs readers. Where they can use tags like… ummmm “Smart” and “Not Dumb” to get their readers.
What does it take to be able to create an intelligent thought provoking blog? Do you have to have a really great job like, cafeteria manager, or animal semen extractor? Does your education have to go beyond the 7th grade? Or better than the Scurvy Hills community college diploma I have. I don’t know, and to be honest, I have spent way to much time away from my Barn Yard Vixens #9 video to think about this any further.
So before I go, I’d like to say thank you to all the intelligent bloggers out there that gives us things to think about as we read. If it weren’t for you, people like me may get delusions of grandeur and think we could become Brain Surgeons… or Meter Maids. Thanks for grounding me you bastards. But there is a place for us stupid bloggers too. We take the simple and dumb it down.That way everybody, from the ditch digger to the scientist can understand what makes a really good fart joke.
In closing if you want to see a picture of the Cookie Monster telling Bert to “Fuck Off” please click here and enjoy our site.
If you want a thought provoking well written post that will give you information on the world around you… Click here and look at the picture of the Cookie Monster telling Bert to “Fuck off”. You are thinking way to much and could use a brake. And be happy that stupid people like us are around to give you a laugh.
I’m the Robot and I’m going to nail these two community college girls.
Try that at Harvard!!!
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To the girl that took this picture of herself in a seductive pose and then posted it on Tinypic.com so her boyfriend could look at it.
This guy would like to say, “Thank You”.
For last night he masturbated to it and came on your face on his computer screen.
Try running that image through your mind a few times.
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You were a kid once too and did stupid shit like this…
In twenty year’s time you will be able to look back on this and laugh…
Murder is a one way ticket to prison and they make you have butt sex there…
1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10….. OK I’m better. Let’s get this mess…… JESUS H CHRIST, NOT MY PLASMA TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!