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Hot Lard Kodak Moment – Brush Your Teeth
Posted: April 24, 2008 by Ervin Sholpnick in Animals, animations, Bedtime Story, Celebrities, Food, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, life, Misc, Photos, PSA, Public, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, TV, Video, WTFTags: all you can eat, anal sex, Brush, brush your teeth, Crack Whore, Donkey, Hygene, Lazy Town, Midget porn, Monkey, motor oil, Nude, porn, retard, Slurp, sniff, Spit, Stuckey's, teen star, toothbrush
Suddenly I have this uncontrollable urge to brush my teeth…
Nude…
With a sock puppet…
And donkey wearing a dress…
And a 55 gallon drum of motor oil…
And three nude Japanese hookers with whip crème on their elbows…
And midget who has two all you can eat coupons to Stuckey’s…
And a marginally retarded gopher with a soccer ball up its ass…
And a ….. Ah screw it, I’ll just beat off.
And think of monkeys
With pointy shoes and mustard.
Hot Lard Kodak Moment – 86th Street
Posted: April 23, 2008 by Ervin Sholpnick in Hotties, Humor, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Photos, WTFTags: 86th street, anal sex, Blow Job, Breath, burp, City, Crack Whore, Cum, dear mom, head, Letter, Midget porn, Mother, New York, on your knees, Slurp, sniff, sperm, subway, suck me off, Whore
Dear Mom,
These are the two cops we all had to blow to keep from going to jail on some trumped-up charges. Thanks to your tips, I believe I was their favorite. (Who says having a whore as a mother is a bad thing?)
Besides that New York is great and I plan to be home at the end of the Semester.
Love & cum soaked kisses
Mimsy
Hot Lard has nude photos of the Olsen Twins
Posted: February 27, 2008 by Ervin Sholpnick in Celebrities, Hotties, Humor, Internet, Kodak Moment, Movies, News, Photos, Public, VideoTags: anal sex, big news, Blow Job, Crack Whore, Facial, Fuck, happy times, Hump, Midget porn, Naked, Nude, Nude Photos, olsen twins, Oral Sex, Photos, porn, Say Cheese, Sex, Slurp, Slut, sluts, Smile, sniff, TMZ, Twins
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A Hot Lard Educational Moment
Posted: February 21, 2008 by Ervin Sholpnick in Animals, Food, Humor, Photos, PSA, WTFTags: 10%, anal, anal sex, Blue, Blue Whale, Crack Whore, Dick, eew, Ejaculate, Facial, green peace, Gross, mate, Midget porn, ocean, Penis, produce, salty, Seaman, Sex, Slurp, sniff, sperm, spill, Swallow, unload, water, Whale
Super Tard Update – I…………. Am Your Father!
Posted: February 4, 2008 by Ervin Sholpnick in Animals, Celebrities, Humor, Super TardTags: anal sex, balls, bananas, chicks, costume, Crack Whore, duh, Evil, evil doer, Finger, flew, fly, found, good, Good job, hills, lick my balls, lost, Poodle, poop, poopy, pull, Pull my finger, reply, retard, Retards, russian whores, save, Scurvy, Slurp, sniff, Sr, Super, Tard, Urine, Utah
The father of Super Tard has been found!
This photo shows Super Tard Sr cruising for chicks behind the local Slurp N Save in Scurvy Hills Utah.
When asked about his famous son he said…
“Pull my finger and lick my balls”.
Good luck sir and keep up the good work!
We asked Super Tard to comment on the discovery of his father, To which he gave the following statement…
“I like bananas…. I go make poopy”.
He then flew off and urinated on some small children walking a poodle.
Hot Lard Kodak Moment – What a Waste
Posted: January 8, 2008 by Ervin Sholpnick in Hotties, Humor, Kodak Moment, Photos, WTFTags: anal sex, Ass, Blind, booty, Butt, Cum, Dude, Film, fooled, fooled you, Friends, g string, Happiness, hard work, hot chicks, Kitten, legs, Mmmmm, Photography, pooper, quality, Slurp, Smell, Smile, stripper, waste
What a waist of a perfect good piece of film.
You have to admit…
You thought that was a nice ass before you realized it was a dude.
Costumes & Outfits “NOT” Useful Anytime of the Year
Posted: December 7, 2007 by Ervin Sholpnick in Humor, Internet, Kodak Moment, Photos, PSATags: boing, Costumes, Dishes, fat, fat porn, Halloween, Hooker, Hotties, Laundry, mama, Mmmmm, poop, role playing, Sex, skid marks, Slurp, Slut, Womanly Duties, yUMMY
After reading the previous post, I realized that there are some costumes (And women) that should not be seen at any time of the year. Please take a look at the following photos to see if you fall into this category. If you feel you do, maybe it would be a good idea to keep out of our site when we want to have sex… or when you are doing our laundry and dishes. Make sure you work extra hard to get out my skid marks.
Yummy!!!!
