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Posts Tagged ‘scared shitless’

Hot Lard Caption Contest – It’s Like This Officer…

Posted: January 16, 2009 by Ervin Sholpnick in Caption Contest, Humor, Photos
Tags: caption, Caption Contest, officer of the law, police, scare the shit out of me, scared shitless, Shit, shit my pants, underpants

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