My new PC has Windows Vista installed on it. I’ve tried working with it for about a week or so….
Now I know what forced male on male anal sex must feel like.
Posts Tagged ‘prison sex’
My Thoughts by Ervin Shlopnick – Windows Vista
Posted: January 30, 2008 by Ervin Sholpnick in Apple, Humor, Internet, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, WTF, You SuckTags: Computer, hacker, John Holmes, Microsoft, Midget porn, My Thoughts, prison rape, prison sex, Thought of the Day, Windows Vista, Windows XP
Hot Lard Kodak Moment – Why Tigers Eat Their Young
Posted: December 4, 2007 by Ervin Sholpnick in Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Photos, Public, ThoughtsTags: Art, Artist, but, butt sex, finger paints, Kids, Laugh, Murder, one way, Paint, painting, Photography, plasma, Prison, prison sex, Remember, Shit, Stupid, stupid shit, ticket, TV
Remember…
You were a kid once too and did stupid shit like this…
In twenty year’s time you will be able to look back on this and laugh…
Murder is a one way ticket to prison and they make you have butt sex there…
1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10….. OK I’m better. Let’s get this mess…… JESUS H CHRIST, NOT MY PLASMA TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Classic Comment of the Week – Shanking with my…
Posted: May 7, 2008 by Ervin Sholpnick in Best Wishes, Classic Comments, Fan Mail, Humor, Poetry, Public, Rants, Shaming, Thoughts, Tips & TricksTags: anal sex, bitch slap, Britney Spears, classic, classic comment, comments, Crack Whore, demotivational, GI, gijew, jew, kick in the balls, Midget porn, Penis, Prison, prison rape, prison sex, Sex, shank, sniff, Wow
We are starting a new series of posts here at Hot Lard (HL to our friends…. if we had any) We are calling it Classic Comment of the Week. (or CCOTW)
We get some very funny comments from our readers and I feel it a real shame that they may not be getting shared with all of you. So whenever a really good comment comes in (starting now) we will post it and give you praise for the sick and twisted person you are.
This weeks praise goes to gijew for his defense of our latest version of Demotivational posters. You see, it appears that someone by the name of Heath did not like our poster on “Exploration” and he called me a bad person. Thankfully the staff of HL stepped in and bitch slapped Heath up and down the street. But the real kick in the balls came from gijew. He finished this guy off with no mercy whatsoever and for that we salute you!
You can take a look at the comments in the screen shot below, (The honored comment is number 6) or you can find them here
I just chose to do the shanking with my penis…. CLASSIC!!!!!
Keep em coming and we’ll post em.