Mr. Positive says, “Someday the little people of this stinking planet will bow down and worship the ground I walk on. And if you displease me I will crush your bones under my shoe as you watch your loved ones suffer unimaginable pain and humiliation just to satisfy my blood lust for…. Hello…. Is this thing on???? Ummmmm… You’re doing a great job; keep up the good work”.
Posts Tagged ‘OOPS’
Mr. Positive 03/29/2010
Posted: March 29, 2010 by Ervin Sholpnick in Business, Humor, Mr. Positive, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, You SuckTags: anal sex, bow down, Crack Whore, Good job, Hello, humiliation, Midget porn, OOPS, pain, Positive, Worship, worship me
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Ed Hochuli Missed the Call Because of His Yellow Teeth
Posted: September 17, 2008 by Ervin Sholpnick in Demotivator, Humor, Photos, Sports, Thoughts, You SuckTags: anal sex, bad call, Chargers, Ed Hochuli, Football, missed call, NFL, OOPS, ref
My yellow teeth effect my job performance too. But I’m in the Barn Yard Porn business, so no one really notices.
Hot Lard Kodack Moment – AH F#CK… I’m Dead!!!
Posted: September 15, 2008 by Ervin Sholpnick in Humor, Kodak Moment, Photos, ThoughtsTags: bad luck, damn, do over, Fuck, help, I'm dead, OOPS, Plane Crash
Sorry pal, but no help from your ejection seat on this one.
Caption Contest – Wheelie
Posted: August 14, 2008 by Ervin Sholpnick in Caption Contest, Humor, Photos, WTF, You SuckTags: Cars, crash, drag racing, dragster, Fast Cars, OOPS, Transformers, Zoom
Here’s another photo we would like to see you put words to…
Why should we have to do all the fucking work?
Hot Lards “Final” Foray into Yahoo Answers (The Doctor is Out)
Posted: December 3, 2007 by Ervin Sholpnick in Humor, Internet, Public, Social, YahooTags: career, Frown, FU, Fuck You, Malpractice, OOPS, Ruined, Sad, Sadden, Shocked, Suspended, Unhappy, user name, We Care
It appears that Yahoo was not happy with the services that Dr. Shlopnick was providing.
Click on picture for better look.
Guess it’s time for a new career…
Or user name.
A Hot Lard Kodak Moment… SUPRISE!!!…ooooo
Posted: November 12, 2007 by Ervin Sholpnick in Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Photos, PranksTags: Birthday Party, Caught in bed, Fuck, humping, Naked, OOPS, Photo, Photography, Pissed off, Sex, Suprise, Suprise party
Nothing says, “GOD DAMMIT”…
Like an ill-timed suprise party.
