Posts Tagged ‘Nerd’
I like Pie
Posted: November 25, 2009 by Ervin Sholpnick in Drinking, Music, PSATags: Math, Nerd, pie
SPAM Email of the Day for 2008-Apr-14
Posted: April 14, 2008 by countofflanders in Humor, Photos, Shaming, SPAMTags: Beer, Computer, dick cheney, dweeb, Josh Hartnett, keystone beer, Nerd, Puke, SPAM, Vomit
Does this mean I will look good in pants like these?
Because seriously, this isn’t me … i just want to know if Dick Cheney can make me look good in pants very similar to these. He won’t shoot me will he? If he does, I might be inclined to do this:
Keystone rocks!
– Count of Flanders
The Force Is All Around Us
Posted: February 21, 2008 by Ervin Sholpnick in Animals, Humor, MoviesTags: anal sex, boobs, cat, Crack Whore, Geek, light saber, Midget porn, Nerd, Sex, sniff, Star Wars, The Force
Use it wisely…
Demotivational Posters Volume #5
Posted: February 19, 2008 by Ervin Sholpnick in Demotivator, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Photos, ThoughtsTags: anal sex, Clowns, Evil, gangsta, Midget porn, Nerd, orgasm, phone sex, posters, prison rape, Satan, Sex, The 80's
Official Hot Lard 1000 Hit Post
Here is the latest helping of our world famous de-motivational posters. After this I’m taking a break… Think I’ll go to the House of Dung.
Click on posters for a better look.
Demotivational Posters Volume #2
Posted: February 14, 2008 by Ervin Sholpnick in Animals, Demotivator, Humor, Internet, Kodak Moment, Photos, ThoughtsTags: anal sex, Ass, Beat, Beer, Blow Job, Boxing, college, Crack Whore, Decisions, Dentistry, Department of Defense, Dog, duke, earning, Facial, Football, Freak, Fuck, fuck it, fugly, Geek, Grandma, heaven, Innovation, job, leprosy, memory, modget porn, msd dog, Nerd, North Korea, orgasm, planet, porn, Prom, Realization, rest stop, Santa, Santa Claus, Sex, sick fucks, Slut, sly, sniff, Sorry, star trek, stripper, suicidal teens, teens, tits, Tourette, Ugly, Virgin, wendy
Official Hot Lard 2000 Hit Post
After getting nearly a thousand hits in the first 24 hours for our first set of Demotivational posters. We decided to come right out with a volume #2.
So here you go…. You bunch of sick fucks.
Click on each poster for a better look
To see out other Demotivational posters CLICK HERE
Check out these and new demotivational posters at our new site Demotivational Minds
Photos you will never see on I Can Has Cheezburger Part #4
Posted: December 13, 2007 by Ervin Sholpnick in Animals, cheezburger, Demotivator, Humor, Internet, PhotosTags: Cats, cheezburger, demotivation, Demotivational posters, Geek, korean food, mommy, motivational, Nerd, PETA, posters, retard
Once again here are a few more of those cute kitty and puppy photos with funny sayings that won’t quite make it on I Can Has Cheezburger.
Click on photo for better look
I should really update my PETA membership.
See our other not ready for prime time photos here
Hot Lard Kodak Moment – Voted least likely person to become a Gangsta Rapper
Posted: December 4, 2007 by Ervin Sholpnick in Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, PublicTags: Ass, Comics, d & d, Dumb ass, Funny, gangsta, gangsta rap, Geek, Hip Hop, Kick, kick your ass, LOTR, Nerd, ni, Photography, Rap, rap music, rapper, role playing, star trek, Star Wars, weird kid
And you have to ask WHY you get your ass kicked every day?!?!?!?!?
A Hot Lard Kodak Moment… Star Wars Kid
Posted: November 7, 2007 by Ervin Sholpnick in Humor, Kodak Moment, WTFTags: Dates, Dungeons and Dragons, Geek, Happiness, life, Nerd, Parenting, Pictures, Prom, sport, Star Wars
You know that your kid will not be a great sports star when…
Dungeons and Dragons anyone?
Can we say, “No Date for the Prom”.
