Posts Tagged ‘Murder’

Sex-For-Gas Offer Ends In Stabbing

Woman Pulls Out Scissors; Victim Attacked, Deputies Say

 

 

15623909.jpgMESA, Ariz. — An east Valley woman who bartered sex for gas money ended up stabbing her victim while partially severing her finger, Maricopa County sheriff’s deputies said.

Kelli Still, 43, was arrested by deputies, transported to the Fourth Avenue Jail and charged with aggravated assault with a weapon.

With gas prices soaring, Still bartered oral sex for gas money with a male acquaintance over the weekend, deputies said.

The encounter did not result in a contractual sex act but an aggravated assault when the woman pulled out a pair of scissors and began attacking the man, according to deputies

 Michael Hamilton suffered numerous stab wounds to the face and chest, sheriff’s investigators said.

Still also suffered wounds from the scissor attack, deputies said.

When authorities arrived at the residence in Mesa, both people were covered in blood.

Still told deputies the fight was a result of a sex-for-gas contract gone bad.

Arizona’s statewide average for a gallon of regular unleaded gasoline is currently sitting at $3.191 per gallon, 58 cents higher than a year ago, according to AAA Arizona.

Last week, gas prices across the state hit record highs for four consecutive days.

 

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 Now desperate men from all over the country are forces to have sex with nasty looking, scissors wielding, psycho women who want nothing more from them that a gallon of gas.  I hope that with this knowledge and your 30 Billion dollar a quarter profits, you can sleep at night.

Do you have that one friend?

You know the one I’m talking about, the guy or girl that has to send you those awful,

“Forward this email to 600 other people in the next 6 seconds or your dick will fall off”.

I fucking hate those; normally I just delete them and put that friend in my SPAM filter. But for some reason this email I just received has peaked my interest. I’m not really sure why… Take a look at it and see what you think.

If I could sit on the porch with God, the first thing I would do is thank him for you….
Read the bottom and see how it works.

Click on the photo for a better look.

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Try this! … it really works.    If you take this e-mail and forward it to at least 5 people, including the person that sent it to you, a person will appear standing on this bridge Let me know if you know the person?     OKAY!

Hmmmmm, all it takes is for me to forward this to five victims friends and I get to see who is in the picture. Is this person the same for everybody? Or does God specifically pick who I deserve to see. Well let’s find out…

Ok , hmmmmm, I pick you…. And you… oh this person is a sucker for this shit… I’ll send it to you … and you….and even you.

There, I have sent this email out to 5 or so people so now all I have to do is stare at the picture and see who is on the bridge……

Oh well God bless, there is someone in the picture….

Click on the photo for a better look.

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But wouldn’t the severed heads count as three people?

tyrone-spellman.jpgThe verdict is in … Tyrone ranks up there with the worst of the worst.

Backstory

It’s 2006 in Philidelphia, PA and Tyrone is chillin’ in his crib playing some Xbox 360 with his brother.  It must’ve been a good game because when his 17-month old daughter accidentally knocks over his 360 and breaks it, he goes ape-shit and beats her to death.  Once Tyrone comes to his senses, or what’s left of them, he decides it would be a good idea to stage her death so he moves her into another room and places a barbell next to her.

I won’t bore gross you to death with the details you can read about here or here or here

Commentary

Nice try dipshit.

If you ask me, 3rd degree murder isn’t harsh-enough.  The dude killed his own kid for Christ’s sake!  C’mon!

MAY ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE IN HELL YOU FUCKING SON OF A BITCH MOTHER-LESS COCKSUCKING DOG-DICK FUCKING CUM-GUZZLING FUCKING DILLHOLE.

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Remember…

You were a kid once too and did stupid shit like this…

In twenty year’s time you will be able to look back on this and laugh…

Murder is a one way ticket to prison and they make you have butt sex there…

1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10….. OK I’m better. Let’s get this mess…… JESUS H CHRIST, NOT MY PLASMA TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A big fat Holiday Best Wishes to Barry Bonds…

I know you could use some holiday cheer after seeing your evil plan start to fall apart. You know the one I’m talking about…..

Cheating the American baseball loving public out of one of its most beloved records.

Normally this post is saved for murders, thieves, and rapist…. Well I guess you did rape the public and tried to steal a record from a sport you are murdering. Nice job!

Well congrads on all of your fine work and enjoy this last X-mas holiday being listed in the record books.

Oh and…. Major League Baseball Sucks!

Official Hot Lard 1000 Hit Post

In the movie “The Shining”, the little boy keeps saying Redrum, which turns out to be Murder backwards. Do you think if he said “knirD ispeP the movie would have been to commercial and not as scary?

A big fat sloppy Hot Lard best wishes goes out to Harrel Braddy.

This distinguished gentleman just received a death sentence for the murder of a 5 year-old girl. How he did it makes me soooooooooooooooooo happy that this country has the death penalty. This saint of a man fed this little girl to alligators. She was awake and aware of what was happening to her as the animals ripped off her arm and crushed her skull. (Read more here)

In the long line of sick fucks, I believe that there are very few ahead of you. I have to say that you are one of the most heartless bastards out there. And, I would sell my house and cars to pay for tickets to watch you being ass-raped by the devil. My only hope is that during your execution something goes horribly wrong and you go painfully screaming into the abyss.

Enjoy Hell Mother Fucker

I hope you have to go down on Hitler during your first demon gangbang.

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