Hmmmmmm, This may not be that bad a thing.
Deck the halls with gobs of semen…
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Posts Tagged ‘india’
Hot Lard Kodak Moment – Santa has been Outsourced to India
Posted: September 19, 2008 by Ervin Sholpnick in Christmas, Demotivator, Hotties, Humor, Kodak Moment, Photos, ThoughtsTags: anal sex, Big fat ho, Crack Whore, Ho Ho Ho, india, Jingle Bells, Out Source, outsourcing, Santa
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Demotivational Posters Volume #23
Posted: July 2, 2008 by Ervin Sholpnick in Animals, Celebrities, Demotivator, Humor, Internet, Kodak Moment, Photos, ThoughtsTags: anal sex, boy bands, Britney Spears, butt sex, Crack Whore, cross the line, demotivational, Demotivational posters, eat shit, fat, fine dining, Gross, howard johnson, india, Masturbation, Midget porn, misunderstanding, motivation, motivational, motivational posters, mule, Navy, over the line, poop, porn, posters, Prison, prison rape, punishment, scat, Seman, Shit, True Love, Vagina, Vampires, Wal-Mart, Weird, WTF
Hey kids,
I was setting at home directing a porn flick when it hit me that I had not come up with any demotivational posters for a good while. I figured that the world has enough mule / girl porn, but demotivation needs to be constantly updated and fresh.
So here is a happy display of hate, lust, greed and even some poo for our devoted readers.
Enjoy
Microsoft Technical Support
Posted: April 7, 2008 by S in Microsoft, Tech Support, You SuckTags: india, Microsoft, Tech Support
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.
The Personnel Manager said, “Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job.”
Mujibar said, “I am ready.”
The manager said, “Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green.”
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, “Mister manager, I am ready.”
The manager said, “Go ahead.”
Mujibar said, “The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say, ‘Yellow, this is Mujibar.’”
Mujibar now works at a Microsoft Technical Help Center.
No doubt you have spoken to him. I know I have.
I thought about categorizing this as under jokes, but the joke isn’t funny anymore.
Being Sick
Posted: November 30, 2007 by S in Rants, ThoughtsTags: brokeback mountain, citi, flu, Garbage, Ill, india, indian, life, raw, Sick, Swallow, tonsils
Question: Do you know what the greatest thing about being sick is (besides not having to go to work)?
Answer: Knowing that your mouth looks like this:
Life truly becomes meaningless when you feel this bad. Even the mere thought of having the house to yourself so that you could potentially play video games all damn day long doesn’t even sound appealing.
Simply getting out of bed to piss causes earthquakes and volcanoes to simultaneously erupt in spectacular fashion in your head.
When the phones rings, it’s bad enough … however, when your caller id says “FLORIDA” as the caller, you get extra-pissed that you even got out of bed to look to see who was bothering you.
Caller (Indian voice): Hi there, this is Nancy calling from Citi Credit … is <my name> there?
Me: Go fuck yourself and take me off your list.
Caller (still talking as I told her to go fuck herself): We have a fabulous offer for credit card users to transfer their higher interest rate cards to Citi … CLICK!
Vital necessities, such as water and bread, are impossible to squeeze past through raw throat. Swallowing is impossible. Yelling at the dog to shut the fuck up when the garbage men come is excruciatingly painful.
Having to take crap from coworkers who DIDN’T get the free flu shot at work is equally painful. Although, there is some sense of relief when you find out your ailment isn’t the flu, but it doesn’t help that it feels like the flu, only worse.
