The only part of the baby that can not be consumed is the head. And it must be disposed of properly.
Posts Tagged ‘Food’
Hot Lard Kodak Moment – Baby Head Cemetery
Posted: July 17, 2009 by Ervin Sholpnick in Bedtime Story, Humor, Kodak Moment, PhotosTags: Baby, canibal, Cannibal, cannibalism, cannibals, cemetery, consumed, Flesh, flesh eater, Food, good eats, Good food, human flesh, Midget porn, Mmmmm, yUMMY
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Hot Babies with Cheese
Posted: September 18, 2008 by Ervin Sholpnick in Demotivator, Humor, Photos, ThoughtsTags: anal sex, Babies, Cheese, eating babies, Food, Gross, Midget porn, Naked, nun, spicy food, Virgin
Mmmmmmmmmmmm…
I love hot cheesy babies.
If only I had a side of naked nun and a warm glass of virgin blood to wash it all down. This would be the perfect meal.
The Olympic Spirit
Posted: August 18, 2008 by Ervin Sholpnick in Humor, PSA, Sports, ThoughtsTags: Britney Spears, China, Chinese food, Dog, Dog Food, Food, Olympics, Poodle
In the spirit of the 2008 Beijing Olympics Games… I ate a dog.
My neighbor has no clue where his poodle is. I guess I could tell him that “Snuggles” is resting in my lower intestine about right now.
Yet another impostor blster email – This made me think of you
Posted: February 26, 2008 by Ervin Sholpnick in Email Scams, Humor, Internet, Photos, PranksTags: anal sex, Beef, beef jerky, Crack Whore, Des Moines, eats, Email, fat, fine dining, Food, FU, fuck up, Fuck You, Illegal, Iowa, liberal, McDonalds, Midget porn, New York, NY Times, porky, porn, Puss, Scam, slob, Slut, sniff, spunk, Urine
Sometimes simple is good, as you will see here.
I received another email for the impostor blstern…. Once again his friends are flaunting what a great life this guy has and what a total fuck up I am. Well screw it , I’ve had it with them. I’m not going out of my way any more to try an make them feel loved. I’m just going to hit them below the belt, spit on their face, kill their dog, destroy their credit rating, rape their hamster, puke on their illegal immigrant maids and…. and…. ummmmmmmm… I guess I’ll just go back to viewing my barnyard porn and sleeping on my beef jerky bed.
So any way, I got this email from “H” and decide to give him a quick and simple response.
Subject: NYTimes.com: Sydney’s Beachside Cuisine
Thought of the two of you when I saw this. Best to you both, U.H.
TRAVEL | February 24, 2008
Sydney’s Beachside Cuisine
By STUART EMMRICH
A lobster roll? No thanks. These cafes bring Michelin-quality dining down to the shore.
So I guess if you click on the link you can read about some peace of shit restaurant that serves $55 hamburgers and expects you to vote green party. I guess I’m just not liberal enough to eat at a NY Time restaurant. so here is my response to this tree hugger.
Subject : DO DO DO DO DO I”m loving it
Thought of you when I saw this.
PS.
I’m sitting in my own urine.
B
Do you think they’ll get my Des Moines, Register humor?
My Thoughts by Ervin Shlopnick – Hot Chili
Posted: December 17, 2007 by Ervin Sholpnick in Humor, ThoughtsTags: Anus, burn, Chili, Crap, eats, Fart, Farts, Food, Hot, My Thoughts, Shit, taco, Thought of the Day
I ate some really hot chili today and now my farts burn my anus.
I think I’ll have tacos tomorrow.
Even more photos you will never see on “I Can Has Cheezburger”
Posted: December 12, 2007 by Ervin Sholpnick in Animals, cheezburger, Humor, Jokes, Kodak Moment, PhotosTags: bitch, Bunny, cat, Charles Manson, cheezburger, Chick, Chinese food, dinner, Dog, Down Syndrome, Easter bunny, Eat, Feel, Food, Fuck, Funny, Hate, Horse, I hate you, Jungle Fever, kitties, Meat, Midget porn, Mmmmm, Now, puppies, sniff, Soon, Soul, stir fry, Stuff, treat, Whatever, XXX
Due to the overwhelming response we received from the previous “Never make it on I Can Has Cheezburger” photos. We decided to treat all three of you with another set of photos that will never make it on their site.
Enjoy
Click on photo for a better look
Talking kitties and puppies are fun.
See our other photos here
My Thoughts by Ervin Shlopnick (Thanksgiving Meal)
Posted: November 22, 2007 by Ervin Sholpnick in Humor, Poetry, Public, ThoughtsTags: Cambodia, Food, Holiday, Holiday cheer, Meal, My Thoughts, Pumpkin pie, Starving, thanksgiving, Thought of the Day, Turkey
As I set in my chair completely stuffed with turkey, ham, mashed potatoes, yams, stuffing, pumpkin pie and many more wonderful things that were set on the table. I started to think to myself; this meal that I just gorged myself with today may be more food than some people get to eat in a week. Why should I get to set here in a chair feeling miserable from all the food I ate, while others are out there are just trying to get by. Not knowing where their next meal will come from, or if they will make it to the next day. Maybe I should do something for these people. Maybe I should get out of this chair, button up my pants and walk down to the nearest homeless shelter and see what I can do and who I can help. It is time that I give back to the less fortunate and for once help them to see how grand life really can be.
But first I need to take a major dump. You know the kind I’m talking about. One that will clog any normal sized toilet and kill any small animals or children that may be trapped in the room. This will be an “A-1” first class Thanksgiving dump with all the trimming. When I’m done there will be no wall paper on the walls, the city pipes will burst and I may not have any bones left in my body. It will be decades before they will be able to use this restroom again.
After that I may have myself another “small” piece of pie… And maybe a little turkey, and ham, some stuffing with gravy….. Could do some yams and sweet potatoes along with some green beans and corn…. That turkey leg bone the dog is gnawing on looks pretty good too. What’s this in my pocket? A check made out to “Starving Kids” in Cambodia???? When did I fill this out??? More importantly what the fuck was I thinking? I have my Skin-a-max bill to pay, can’t live without my soft core porn you know.
Ahhhhhhhhhhh, what a good day, maybe I’ll take a nap and then poop some more.
