Maybe I’m the Ying to the Count’s Yang, the darkness to his light, the down to his up… Well all I really know is that if he is going to do a best of, I HAVE to do a worst of. So beings the Count showed you the good of Tinypic.com, I MUST show you the bad. And let me tell you, it wasn’t hard to find a lot of bad. So for your enjoyment, the worst of what Tinypic.com has to offer.
Can I get an “Ew”?
Try beating off to these you bunch of pervs.
Golly, suddenly I fell real sexy!!!!
Hey kids,
I was setting at home directing a porn flick when it hit me that I had not come up with any demotivational posters for a good while. I figured that the world has enough mule / girl porn, but demotivation needs to be constantly updated and fresh.
So here is a happy display of hate, lust, greed and even some poo for our devoted readers.
Enjoy
I have heard all the buzz about these photos of Lindsay Skank Junkie Hoe Lohan posing nude with a Marilyn Monroe (another skank) look. And of course like any red blooded American male, when there is a chance to gawk at the naked body of someone my daughter used to watch when they were a child star, I’m going to jump at the opportunity.
As I thumbed through them I couldn’t help but think to myself…. “hmmmm boy she looks like 20 miles of bad road. So that’s what a crack whore looks like naked.” Well I guess I’ll go back to my barnyard porn site, at least the actors there (the donkey, sheep and pigs) are pretty.
But hey , don’t let me ruin it for you. Take a look and shrivel your dick for yourself.
Enjoy
http://media.nymag.com/fashion/08/lindsay-as-marilyn/index3.html
http://media.nymag.com/fashion/08/lindsay-as-marilyn/index6.html
http://media.nymag.com/fashion/08/lindsay-as-marilyn/index7.html
http://media.nymag.com/fashion/08/lindsay-as-marilyn/index8.html
http://media.nymag.com/fashion/08/lindsay-as-marilyn/index9.html
I don’t think my dick will get hard for a week now.
Sometimes simple is good, as you will see here.
I received another email for the impostor blstern…. Once again his friends are flaunting what a great life this guy has and what a total fuck up I am. Well screw it , I’ve had it with them. I’m not going out of my way any more to try an make them feel loved. I’m just going to hit them below the belt, spit on their face, kill their dog, destroy their credit rating, rape their hamster, puke on their illegal immigrant maids and…. and…. ummmmmmmm… I guess I’ll just go back to viewing my barnyard porn and sleeping on my beef jerky bed.
So any way, I got this email from “H” and decide to give him a quick and simple response.
Subject: NYTimes.com: Sydney’s Beachside Cuisine
Thought of the two of you when I saw this. Best to you both, U.H.
TRAVEL | February 24, 2008
Sydney’s Beachside Cuisine
By STUART EMMRICH
A lobster roll? No thanks. These cafes bring Michelin-quality dining down to the shore.
So I guess if you click on the link you can read about some peace of shit restaurant that serves $55 hamburgers and expects you to vote green party. I guess I’m just not liberal enough to eat at a NY Time restaurant. so here is my response to this tree hugger.
Subject : DO DO DO DO DO I”m loving it
Thought of you when I saw this.
PS.
I’m sitting in my own urine.
B
Do you think they’ll get my Des Moines, Register humor?
You know, I was thinking about what it would be like to be a casting agent for a major Hollywood studio. But then I also was reminded of the fact that I would probably need to work my way to the top. My entrance to this glorious career would need to start someplace. I began to think it would be a arduous long number of years before I was working alongside the likes of Michael Bay, Steven Spielberg, and Tony Goldwyn.
I was confused on how to begin my new dream. Where would I get experience? I was pretty good at communicating with people’s faces. I didn’t have a college education that directly helped me convince James Cameron that a fat dude working with Arnold Schwarzenegger would actually work on-screen. I figured whoever got that gig was at the right place at the right time.
Which brings me my point … no, not about wanting to be a casting agent (that was to set up my story) … whoever took the picture above was definitely at the wrong place at some point in time.
Do do do do do – I’m loving it
To the girl that took this picture of herself in a seductive pose and then posted it on Tinypic.com so her boyfriend could look at it.
This guy would like to say, “Thank You”.
For last night he masturbated to it and came on your face on his computer screen.
Try running that image through your mind a few times.
After reading the previous post, I realized that there are some costumes (And women) that should not be seen at any time of the year. Please take a look at the following photos to see if you fall into this category. If you feel you do, maybe it would be a good idea to keep out of our site when we want to have sex… or when you are doing our laundry and dishes. Make sure you work extra hard to get out my skid marks.
Yummy!!!!
If it isn’t already, a diet program needs to be started for this chunky fat ass. Although, it’s not his fault … his parent(s) needs their ass kicked.
I knew from the first moment I laid eyes on her.
I had to have her….
