I was in the mood for a good puke, so I decided it was time to go into the deep dark regions of Tinypics.com and see what they had to trigger my gag reflex.
Enjoy
It’s only after I take a really good look at humanity in its truest form, I realize that as a species…
We’re all fucked.
You know, I was thinking about what it would be like to be a casting agent for a major Hollywood studio. But then I also was reminded of the fact that I would probably need to work my way to the top. My entrance to this glorious career would need to start someplace. I began to think it would be a arduous long number of years before I was working alongside the likes of Michael Bay, Steven Spielberg, and Tony Goldwyn.
I was confused on how to begin my new dream. Where would I get experience? I was pretty good at communicating with people’s faces. I didn’t have a college education that directly helped me convince James Cameron that a fat dude working with Arnold Schwarzenegger would actually work on-screen. I figured whoever got that gig was at the right place at the right time.
Which brings me my point … no, not about wanting to be a casting agent (that was to set up my story) … whoever took the picture above was definitely at the wrong place at some point in time.
Do do do do do – I’m loving it
If it isn’t already, a diet program needs to be started for this chunky fat ass. Although, it’s not his fault … his parent(s) needs their ass kicked.
