Posts Tagged ‘dick cheney’

belief-venn-diagramI have kept this list for a long time, and have now decided to post about it.  Naturally, this list came from a Democrat point-of-view, so take it with a grain of salt.  But even more important, read this list and formulate your own opinion.  Then, follow-up with some fact checking to see if any/all/none of the bullet items are true.

None of the items listed below are representative of any of the Hot Lard staff’s views … it is merely a list to engage in conversation.  I fully-expect comments supporting any/all/none of the items, but I also expect comments denouncing any/all/none of the items.

Enjoy!

  • Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you’re a conservative radio host. Then it’s an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.
  • The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.
  • Government should relax regulation of Big Business and Big Money but crack down on individuals who use marijuana to relieve the pain of illness.
  • “Standing Tall for America” means firing your workers and moving their jobs to India.
  • A woman can’t be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.
  • Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.
  • The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches while slashing veterans’ benefits and combat pay.
  • Group sex and drug use are degenerate sins unless you someday run for governor of California as a Republican.
  • If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won’t have sex.
  • A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and money.
  • HMOs and insurance companies have the interest of the public at heart.
  • Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy.  Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.
  • Global warming and tobacco’s link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.
  • Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush’s daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a “we can’t find Bin Laden” diversion.
  • A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.
  • Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.
  • The public has a right to know about Hillary’s cattle trades, but George Bush’s driving record is none of our business.
  • You support states’ rights, which means Attorney General John Ashcroft can tell states what local voter initiatives they have a right to adopt.
  • What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the ’80s is irrelevant.
  • Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.

Does this mean I will look good in pants like these?

Because seriously, this isn’t me … i just want to know if Dick Cheney can make me look good in pants very similar to these.  He won’t shoot me will he?  If he does, I might be inclined to do this:

Keystone rocks!

– Count of Flanders