Ladies and gentlemen, it is time to announce my full conversion and divine dedication to our savior’s teachings. The founder of Dianetics and Scientology, L. Ron Hubbard‘s teachings have fully-engulfed my every fiber of being. It is time to pass-on my knowledge to every single living organism on this wretched hell-of-a-planet called Earth.
Please send me your thoughts immediately that you’re ready to convert. It’s not too late. You can be saved. Post a comment or send us an email. Do it now. You can make a difference. It is up to us to change the world.
I shall return with more teachings…
