This one is dedicated to Merrill Lynch and Bank of America. After losing nearly 15 Billion dollars in 2008, Merrill handed out 3 Billion dollars in bonuses to their well deserving executives.
Then went to Uncle Sam and asked for Billions from the taxpayers to help them stay afloat.
And now Bank of Evil…errrrrrrrrr I mean Bank of America (Merrill Lynch’s new overlords) refuses to let us know who this bonus money went to.
Way to go Merrill Lynch & B of A!!!
Fat kids who get teased a lot at school do.
Because we care!
MESA, Ariz. — An east Valley woman who bartered sex for gas money ended up stabbing her victim while partially severing her finger, Maricopa County sheriff’s deputies said.
Kelli Still, 43, was arrested by deputies, transported to the Fourth Avenue Jail and charged with aggravated assault with a weapon.
With gas prices soaring, Still bartered oral sex for gas money with a male acquaintance over the weekend, deputies said.
The encounter did not result in a contractual sex act but an aggravated assault when the woman pulled out a pair of scissors and began attacking the man, according to deputies
Michael Hamilton suffered numerous stab wounds to the face and chest, sheriff’s investigators said.
Still also suffered wounds from the scissor attack, deputies said.
When authorities arrived at the residence in Mesa, both people were covered in blood.
Still told deputies the fight was a result of a sex-for-gas contract gone bad.
Arizona’s statewide average for a gallon of regular unleaded gasoline is currently sitting at $3.191 per gallon, 58 cents higher than a year ago, according to AAA Arizona.
Last week, gas prices across the state hit record highs for four consecutive days.
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Now desperate men from all over the country are forces to have sex with nasty looking, scissors wielding, psycho women who want nothing more from them that a gallon of gas. I hope that with this knowledge and your 30 Billion dollar a quarter profits, you can sleep at night.
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A big fat Holiday Best Wishes to Barry Bonds…
I know you could use some holiday cheer after seeing your evil plan start to fall apart. You know the one I’m talking about…..
Cheating the American baseball loving public out of one of its most beloved records.
Normally this post is saved for murders, thieves, and rapist…. Well I guess you did rape the public and tried to steal a record from a sport you are murdering. Nice job!
Well congrads on all of your fine work and enjoy this last X-mas holiday being listed in the record books.
Oh and…. Major League Baseball Sucks!
Watching the evening news, I’m shocked at the crime and misery that is flashed before my eyes. The news is only about people who have suffered and the tragedies we must all face. The outlook is bleak and the news is bad.
Then I pull my hands out of my underpants and sniff them. Hmmmmmmmm the butt smell is not that bad yet. I guess I could get another day out of these.
Finally I think about frozen pork products and smile.
