Thank goodness for shiny things… Without them women would not have anything to think about.
But make sure they finish all your laundry and cooking before you let them play with their shiny thing. Otherwise they will not get any of their womanly duties finished before the big game comes on.
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I just kid
I know women are a much more complex instrument than something that would be only interested in shiny things…
They like to give oral sex too.
It’s a new year, which means a new start to our demotivational posters. This year I think I’ll try something different; I’ll not do so many hairy balls jokes, or not degrade women, Maybe I should try to use my posters to bring to light social issues that plague us today.
Or maybe I could just try to make them funny…
Nah…
Full steam ahead with unfunny slutty women with hairy balls on their faces!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAW
Enjoy.
Here you go little Billy… The blow job machine you always wanted.
I never trusted those little fuckers. Once they tried to have their way with me in “It’s a Small World”.
It’s a world of laughter, a world of tears.
It’s world you could get molested in, from a catholic queer.
You can run, you can hide
But you will get semen in your eye.
It’s a small world after all …
Everybody Sing!!!!!
Santa told the little reindeer that this was the only way he could get on the good boys and girls list. But little Reiny cried anyway. And the mouthwash didn’t help much either.
I can’t read the writing in the green field. But I bet it says…
“Helps you to swallow big American penis”
Those Japanese think of everything!
Once again it is Friday and I haven’t done a single Demotivational poster this week. So I rushed these posters through to get them on the site before the weekend. Maybe next week I’ll be more determined to get some real work done on this site…
But don’t count on it.
Enjoy
I’d like to take this moment talk to you about Jesus.
Have you accepted Jesus as your lord and savor?
He died for your sins you know…
You’re sinning right now aren’t you?
If you keep that up God will cry, you will grow hair on your palms and every one will know what you have been up to.
Your mom is sad… Your dog is sad… The size of your tool is really sad.
Sinner
You dirty, dirty little sinner.
Whelp, see yah later!
Mr. Positive 07/01/2009
Posted: July 1, 2009 by Ervin Sholpnick in Business, Classic Comments, Howto, Humor, Mr. Positive, PSA, Public, Thoughts, You SuckTags: bitch, Blow Job, board of directors, counterpart, demotivate, demotivation, demotivational, Demotivational posters, motivate, motivational, motivational posters, Oral Sex, Positive, Stupid, stupid bitch, Swallow, Teenager, women in the work place