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Hot Lard is taking a break

Ervin Sholpnick — Tue, 13 May 2008 19:03:47 +0000

Due to commitments we are unable to avoid (Prison Time) The Hot Lard crew is forced to take some time off. We will be back as soon at they let us…

Check back in about 8 to 10.

Demotivational Posters Volume #19

Ervin Sholpnick — Tue, 13 May 2008 18:58:23 +0000

We’re going away for awhile kids…

So I’m hoping this partial list of demotivational posters will tide you over until we return.

A Hot Lard Kodak Moment - A Weather Forecast You Can Trust

Ervin Sholpnick — Thu, 08 May 2008 20:12:19 +0000

Classic Comment of the Week - Shanking with my…

Ervin Sholpnick — Wed, 07 May 2008 20:19:43 +0000

We are starting a new series of posts here at Hot Lard (HL to our friends…. if we had any) We are calling it Classic Comment of the Week. (or CCOTW)

We get some very funny comments from our readers and I feel it a real shame that they may not be getting shared with all of you. So whenever a really good comment comes in (starting now) we will post it and give you praise for the sick and twisted person you are.

This weeks praise goes to gijew for his defense of our latest version of Demotivational posters. You see, it appears that someone by the name of Heath did not like our poster on “Exploration” and he called me a bad person. Thankfully the staff of HL stepped in and bitch slapped Heath up and down the street. But the real kick in the balls came from gijew. He finished this guy off with no mercy whatsoever and for that we salute you!

You can take a look at the comments in the screen shot below, (The honored comment is number 6) or you can find them here

I just chose to do the shanking with my penis…. CLASSIC!!!!!

Keep em coming and we’ll post em.

Demotivational Posters Volume #18

Ervin Sholpnick — Mon, 05 May 2008 19:16:52 +0000

A funny thing happened on the way to Monday morning… Yours truly had himself a birthday.

On Friday evening I partied like I was 25…

On Saturday my body reminded me I was over 40…

Sunday, I was still being reminded I was over 40…

Monday, I am still over 40…

Damn, I had a lot of fun on Friday!

Well my friends, here are some new Demotivational posters to hold you over until I feel better… That should be sometime in July.

Damn, I had a lot of fun on Friday!

To see our other Demotivational posters CLICK HERE

Friday Demotivator, Zelda!

countofflanders — Fri, 02 May 2008 21:02:47 +0000

Demotivational Posters Volume #17

Ervin Sholpnick — Thu, 01 May 2008 20:50:19 +0000

Hey everybody…

Pull my finger.

Just kidding, you can read these demotivational posters instead.

Unless you really do want to pull my finger…

To read our other Deomtivational Posters click here

Opposite of FAIL, Florida State University

countofflanders — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:34:52 +0000

Anyone else up for a road trip this summer?

Success goes to the photographer for acting like he was interested in the structural design of the stadium in the background.

My Thoughts by Ervin Shlopnick - Good Barnyard Porn

Ervin Sholpnick — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 21:25:42 +0000

I believe that good barnyard porn starts with a kiss.

Sometimes you just need to write it down

Ervin Sholpnick — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 20:29:58 +0000

If you want something, but don’t know how to ask for it…

Write it down.