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		<title>Hot Lard Kodak Moment &#8211; Twilight</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Oct 2010 20:45:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ervin Sholpnick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why do I immediately think of the Twilight movies when I see this? Filed under: Humor, Kodak Moment, Movies, Photos, Thoughts, You Suck Tagged: Books, Crack Whore, drive in, Gay, Midget porn, Suck, Theater, Twilight saga, Twlight, Vampires<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=hotlard.wordpress.com&#038;blog=1494896&#038;post=3985&#038;subd=hotlard&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Wallpapers to Annoy Your Boss</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Oct 2010 16:13:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>countofflanders</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today, the lawyerin&#8217; monkeys that control us at the Hot Lard HQ said we could share a few our wallpapers that annoy them the most. You see, the monkeys prefer poo and fleas &#8230; those don&#8217;t make for very interesting conversation pieces when we get search warrants visits from the cops, checking-up on complaints from [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=hotlard.wordpress.com&#038;blog=1494896&#038;post=3962&#038;subd=hotlard&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>My Thoughts by Ervin Shlopnick &#8211; Public Restrooms</title>
		<link>http://hotlard.wordpress.com/2010/10/07/my-thoughts-by-ervin-shlopnik-public-restrooms/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Oct 2010 14:07:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ervin Sholpnick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’ve been told that public restrooms are a breeding ground for germs. That doesn’t seem right to me… I believe that anyone should be allowed to breed in them. Filed under: Classic Comments, Food, Humor, life, PSA, Public, Rants, Thoughts, You Suck Tagged: anal sex, breed, breeding, Crack Whore, Fluffy Bunny, germs, insperation, Midget porn, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=hotlard.wordpress.com&#038;blog=1494896&#038;post=3957&#038;subd=hotlard&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Demotivational Posters #40</title>
		<link>http://hotlard.wordpress.com/2010/10/06/demotivational-posters-40/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Oct 2010 17:53:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ervin Sholpnick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok, two things here…. First, it has been a very long time since I have created any demotivational posters, so I’m sure these suck like your whore of a wife. Of course your whore of a wife sucks pretty good… just ask your neighbors donkey. So we’ll just say that they suck like you…. Where [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=hotlard.wordpress.com&#038;blog=1494896&#038;post=3938&#038;subd=hotlard&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>O-PORN-O&#8217;s</title>
		<link>http://hotlard.wordpress.com/2010/09/30/o-porn-os/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Sep 2010 17:53:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ervin Sholpnick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey Kids, Uncle Ervin here. With the news that the cereal brand “Ochocinco’s” is giving out free porn with every box. (See link… http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5632476)  I decided that we here at Hot Lard should get into the morning nutrition business ourselves. So I marched down to our Marketing &#38; Advertising department and immediately walked up to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=hotlard.wordpress.com&#038;blog=1494896&#038;post=3933&#038;subd=hotlard&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Lindsay Lohan is pissed we have it, the real tape!</title>
		<link>http://hotlard.wordpress.com/2010/09/26/lindsay-lohan-is-pissed-we-have-it-the-real-tape/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Sep 2010 04:21:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>countofflanders</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey all, I just wanted to let you know that we have the real deal and she&#8217;s not happy about it.  I got word from our team of monkeys over in our lawyerin&#8217; department that we have received threats from her legal team that we must destroy all copies. Until these threats materialize into a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=hotlard.wordpress.com&#038;blog=1494896&#038;post=3923&#038;subd=hotlard&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Mr Positive &#8211; 9/24/2010</title>
		<link>http://hotlard.wordpress.com/2010/09/24/mr-positive-9242010/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Sep 2010 17:42:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ervin Sholpnick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mr Positive says&#8230; &#8220;Rocks are harder than feathers because rocks are made from a rock like substance, where feathers are made from stuff that can make you fly. If I had to kill a cyclopes who has a runny nose and no pants&#8230; I&#8217;d go with the rock as my weapon of choice&#8230;&#8230; But would [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=hotlard.wordpress.com&#038;blog=1494896&#038;post=3919&#038;subd=hotlard&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Mr. Positive 03/29/2010</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2010 17:19:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mr. Positive says, “Someday the little people of this stinking planet will bow down and worship the ground I walk on. And if you displease me I will crush your bones under my shoe as you watch your loved ones suffer unimaginable pain and humiliation just to satisfy my blood lust for…. Hello…. Is this [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=hotlard.wordpress.com&#038;blog=1494896&#038;post=3907&#038;subd=hotlard&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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