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Star Trek Porn
Posted: May 23, 2008 by Ervin Sholpnick in Celebrities, Hotties, Humor, Internet, Kodak Moment, Movies, Photos, TV, Video, WTFTags: Britney Spears, kirk, porn, spok, star trek
Hot Lard has passed the 100K mark!
Posted: April 29, 2008 by Ervin Sholpnick in Animals, animations, Apple, Bedtime Story, Best Buy, Best Wishes, BitTorrent, Blogroll, Books, Business, Caption Contest, Celebrities, cheezburger, Christmas, Demotivator, DotD, Drinking, Email Scams, Ervin Shlopnick for President, Fan Mail, Food, Forum, FotD, Halloween, HotD, Hotties, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, life, Mad Lib, Mediacom, Microsoft, Misc, Movies, Music, News, Occult, Of The Year nominee, Owies, Photos, Poetry, Politics, Pranks, PSA, Public, Quick Movie, Rants, Religion, Research, reviews, Shaming, Social, SPAM, Sports, Super Tard, Tech Support, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, TV, Uncategorized, Video, Video games, WTF, Yahoo, You Suck, YouTubeTags: 100000, 100K, anal sex, Blog, Britney Spears, Crack Whore, Hits, Midget porn, sniff
On behalf of the entire Hot Lard staff, we would like to thank all 4 or our readers for getting us over 100,000 hits.
Hot Lard Kodak Moment – Brush Your Teeth
Posted: April 24, 2008 by Ervin Sholpnick in Animals, animations, Bedtime Story, Celebrities, Food, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, life, Misc, Photos, PSA, Public, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, TV, Video, WTFTags: all you can eat, anal sex, Brush, brush your teeth, Crack Whore, Donkey, Hygene, Lazy Town, Midget porn, Monkey, motor oil, Nude, porn, retard, Slurp, sniff, Spit, Stuckey's, teen star, toothbrush
Suddenly I have this uncontrollable urge to brush my teeth…
Nude…
With a sock puppet…
And donkey wearing a dress…
And a 55 gallon drum of motor oil…
And three nude Japanese hookers with whip crème on their elbows…
And midget who has two all you can eat coupons to Stuckey’s…
And a marginally retarded gopher with a soccer ball up its ass…
And a ….. Ah screw it, I’ll just beat off.
And think of monkeys
With pointy shoes and mustard.
Has anyone noticed that Baseball Season has started?
Posted: March 26, 2008 by Ervin Sholpnick in Blogroll, Christmas, Humor, Jokes, News, Rants, Shaming, Sports, Thoughts, TV, Video games, WTF, You SuckTags: ball game, barry bonds, Baseball, Baseball sucks, bonds, Cheater, Football, football rules, Midget porn, MLB, NFL, pro sports, the natural
In case you haven’t noticed (and my guess is that you haven’t), the Major League Baseball season has started … in Japan. WTF is up with that!?!?!?
Well anyway, I’d like to be the first to let baseball know that nobody fucking cares the season has started because the league sucks! Hmmmmmmm, let me guess … the New York Yankees and the Boston Red Sox franchises are the favorites to spend the most money errrrrrrrrrrrrr … I mean, win the World Series. Of course in baseball, those two phrases pretty-much mean the same thing.
Congratulations Baseball on another season where five revenue-generating teams are competing for the championship while the rest of the league break-in their really good players only to have them be bought by one of those five teams next year.
I guess all I can hope for is that THIS IS THE YEAR that one of your roided-up players will finally explode on national TV. Or snap and take out the first two rows of fans with a meat clever. (If there are actually that many in the stands that is)
PLAY BALL!!!
One good thing about the start of baseball season… It means that Football season is only four months away.
How to download your favorite television shows for free
Posted: March 16, 2008 by S in BitTorrent, Howto, Internet, TVTags: BitTorrent, download, Free, television, TV, utorrent
How to download your favorite television shows for free – download the PDF.
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We’re Away…
Posted: September 4, 2009 by Ervin Sholpnick in Animals, animations, Apple, Bedtime Story, Best Buy, Best Of, Best Wishes, BitTorrent, Blogroll, Books, Business, Caption Contest, Celebrities, cheezburger, Christmas, Classic Comments, Cool Stuff, Demotivator, DotD, Drinking, Email Scams, Ervin Shlopnick for President, Fan Mail, Food, Forum, FotD, Government, Halloween, Holidays, Hot Lard's Birthday, HotD, Hotties, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, life, Links, Mad Lib, Mediacom, Microsoft, Misc, Movies, Mr. Negative, Mr. Positive, Music, News, Nintendo, Occult, Of The Year nominee, Owies, Photos, Poetry, Politics, Pranks, PSA, Public, Quick Movie, Rants, Religion, Research, reviews, Shaming, Social, SPAM, Sports, Super Tard, Tech Support, Thoughts, TinyPic, Tips & Tricks, TV, Uncategorized, Video, Video games, WalMart, Worst Of, WTF, Yahoo, You Suck, YouTubeTags: We're Away
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